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ㅤ* A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby."
"Is this her first baby?" asked the operator.
"No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband."
ㅤ* I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
ㅤ* The other day someone left a piece of plastacine in my bedroom. I didn't know what to make of it.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
and a ℋappy New Year 2016!
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