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+rep i need to huff their musk

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Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.

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So I bought this awesome 60Hz monitor, because every competitive gamer with at least a little self-respect plays on 60Hz instead of 144Hz because better doesn't mean better. So I play cs go for a while and I feel that something's off, I'm not as good as I used to be. Ofc I google every solution online and stumbled upon suggestion to check monitor refresh rate options AND OMG, MY REFRESH RATE WAS SET TO 59.940Hz INSTEAD OF 60Hz. I immediately change settings, go straight to cs go to test my skills again and I'm still trash, but my russian teammates doesn't curse me so often. PLEASE AFTER YOU BUY NEW MONITOR CHECK YOUR REFRESH RATE SETTINGS.

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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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That seals the deal. I am no longer a US citizen. I have been a citizen since 1776 and a voter since 1804. I will not be voting again nor will I be around to see this country fall apart. I’m taking my talents to Somalia where it looks like they know how to run a real country

So I was playing super smash bros with a friend at my place. He brought his switch and we played some matches. My main is zero suit samus and yeah she pretty hot tho ngl. I played super smash bros on my 3Ds when I was younger and bought the Amiibo (which I couldn‘t use on a 3Ds unless I use an extra device). I never got to use it and almost forgot that it exists until my friend mentioned it and we put it on the switch. After he left I was starring on this Amibo and since my parents werent home I was like ♥♥♥♥ it. I took it to the bathroom and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanked my ding dong till I busted. Afterwards I felt like ♥♥♥♥ and had to share this beautiful story with anyone so why not on the internet to a bunch of strangers. Anyways have a great day

https://youtu.be/iOztnsBPrAA

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i have an irrational fear of that one baby from ice age. like i swear i cant go around anywhere without seeing him. he’s in my dreams. i swear if i see another picture of him i will have a ♥♥♥♥ing mental breakdown. he’s my demon and he haunts my subconscious everyday. send one more ♥♥♥♥ing picture and find yourself blocked, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. you already know how i feel about him please stop i’m begging you please

i have an irrational fear of that one baby from ice age. like i swear i cant go around anywhere without seeing him. he’s in my dreams. i swear if i see another picture of him i will have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental breakdown. he’s my demon and he haunts my subconscious everyday. send one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ picture and find yourself blocked, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. you already know how i feel about him please stop i’m begging you please

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nice ♥♥♥♥ bro. a little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair. the council rates it 7/10.

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Tyler, the Creators career is just getting started. Now that he has refined his sound and in now dropping great track after great track, his fan base is expanding from odd future hipsters to a mainstream audience. With his next album, he’ll skyrocket in popularity.

A girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮

Its ♥♥♥♥ing pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that means you're not allowed to be straight 😤😤 we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until the 1st of july all shall be persecuted by law 😡😡 james charles is allowed to take anyone he wants into the dungeon 👅👅 and you will be fined $1000 if you resist 🤑🤑 jk rowling has been allowed to choose who is gay 😍😍 and this will stay the same for the rest of your life 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on thin ♥♥♥♥ing ice ❄❄ don't think that you are safe 😥😥 thanos and his thicc♥♥♥♥♥😜😜 will be after you if you show any signs of affection towards the other sex 😠😠

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When he is falling into a bottomless pit to his death, Mario says "waah" - whereas Waluigi says that constantly. Waluigi is constantly, painfully aware of his own mortality and he deploys that awareness as both lament, cry of defiance, and justification for his actions.

Arctic ❄️ Monkeys 🐵? They’re 😤 my 🤠 favourite ❤️ band 🎤! I’m 😏 quirky 🤪 and 🧐 unique 😎 unlike ☹️ all 😳 these 😫 other 😡 kids 🤬 from 👐 my 👆 generation 🎉. Normies 💁‍♂️ listening 👂 to 🎵 (c)rap 💩 like 😧 Lil 🤢 Pump 🤮 smh 🤦‍♂️ they 🤔 don’t 🚫 know 🧠 real 👊 music 🎸

sigh, i've finally had it. after all this time, foxxo and his gay tendencies got the best of him when he decided to post the "geralt" emote on my profile comments. this greatly offends me - does he not know i get deeply triggered when i see geralts face? the man lives a more exciting life than i do, and foxxo here decided to rub it in. that's it. i've lost my cool with foxxo for the last time. find me in the skype and epic games refuge because i refuse to be on the same platform as this guy. blocked.

I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. That's why I don't feed my kids. It's dangerous. Now plenty of people will point out that food supposedly "prevents starvation," and that might be true, but it's not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, that's your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the government has any right to tell me that I need to feed my kids.

🙋‍♀️I 💩poop💩 in a 🧦sock when I'm playing 🎮 fortnite👾 so that I ❌don't have to get ⬆️ up while I'm getting my 🙏 epic gamer 🎮 moments and then when I🥇🏆win I need to get rid of my 👃 massive 🍆 boner so I use my 💩 poop 🧦 sock as a 💋fleshlight😈 then I freeze❄️ it overnight🌚 and use it as a 🍌 dildo in the 🌇morning so I can absorb 😈anything I previously didn't absorb when that 💩💩💩poop was last in me

I just busted the literal fattest nut this world has ever seen, his raspy voice guided my hands to produce an almost inhuman quantity of spurt my god moto moto

i was duoing with foxxo on the witcher 3 and suddenly he stopped moving. apparently he went to get water and his electric wheelchair died in the hallway and i kept hearing scream about geralt coming to save him or something. weird experience blocked on steam

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you stupid little cockbag. So what if I’m attracted to 2D girls. Where else can you get large breasts, thick thighs, big ass, small waste and purple hair with a Kawaii voice? Nowhere. So stop judging us or I swear to ♥♥♥♥ I will release my final form and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ all over you while reciting ye entire 3rd episode of Sword Art Online. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

I wonder what sponge bob would look like just filled with ♥♥♥.

Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for days on end, in every orifice, over and over, absorbing every ounce of it, every bit of water not used to breathe removed from his water, replaced solely with ♥♥♥.

Eyes bulging out, teeth even inflated just dripping with ♥♥♥, as he talks ♥♥♥ bubbles randomly being made from the holes in his body grow and pop.

and then sandy does a surprise karate chop on him and it all goes gushing out.

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oh!😲 so I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥?🤬😈 Well a ♥♥♥♥♥ is a female dog💅🐶👛dogs bark🎺🐩bark grows on trees🌲🌾trees are nature🦋🌈and nature is beautiful🌸🔥✨so thank you for the compliment💁‍♀💝💫💐😘😹⚡💘🌟🤷‍♀🖕💖🌚🌹

Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL ♥♥♥♥ -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Brother!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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For some reason Skyrim gave me the uncontrollable urge to slice my ballsack open and fill it up with ice cream and sew it back up, so that if I wanted desert I could furiously masturbate inside a cup to make a sperm milkshake.

Uhm by the wayMOM They're not Chinese cartoons it's called ANIME!!! GOT IT?!?!
And they're NOT CHINESE!!! They're JAPANESE!!!!!! So you'd better apologize to me and my Waifu RIGHT NOW

What if KFC stood for Kilos of F**kin C*m and instead of a big bucket of chicken they just gave you a bucket full of c:m and you had to put a giant lid on it like a drink so it doesn’t slosh around and spill in your car

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Well guys. Its official. Im officially bi. I sucked got sucked, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ too. I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-packing, ♥♥♥♥-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I ♥♥♥♥ and I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time of his life. ​I want to suck some ♥♥♥♥. I want a man to ♥♥♥♥ my ass. I want a man to suck my ♥♥♥♥. I want a man to ♥♥♥♥. I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who sucks ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a butthole all night long. I need a man to ♥♥♥♥ my hole. I suck ♥♥♥♥. I suck ♥♥♥♥.

Tyler, the Creators career is just getting started. Now that he has refined his sound and in now dropping great track after great track, his fan base is expanding from odd future hipsters to a mainstream audience. With his next album, he’ll skyrocket in popularity.