why are you gau <3

going to kiss and murder

+rep i need to huff their musk

HAPPY JULY FOURTH 🇺🇸🇺🇸 YOU FREEDOM LOVIN SLUTS 😩😘😘

HAPPY JULY F(♥♥♥♥♥)TH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 be proud of your CUMtry as you fight for your freedom to ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦😩 don't be independent today, find yourself a FOUNDING DADDY 😉 to shoot his FIREWORKS into you 😩🎆 if you want a sexy freedom fighter to give you his hotdog 🌭 just yell 🔴"THE REDCOATS ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"🔴 it doesn't matter if you're a down-ass 😏😏😏 ALEXANDER HAMILTON type ♥♥♥♥♥ or shy and thick like BENJAMIN FRANKLIN 🍑💦 send this to 10 other freedom lovin' sluts🇺🇸 or you'll be thrown away 💁🏻🚮 like tea into the water 🐸☕️🌊 don't forget your Independence Day CUMMIES!!!💦💦💦

Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.

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