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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 42.8 hrs on record
Posted: 24 Jan, 2023 @ 10:47am
Updated: 24 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

Hey guys wanna hear about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realize they’ve built a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ once that I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven and got kicked out for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥ right after. I’m saying don’t put me in a morgue you know what I’m about. ♥♥♥♥. Anyway I couldn’t eat any ♥♥♥♥♥ in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended. Alright ♥♥♥♥ all you guys I’m out.
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