Progresul realizărilor lui ௵Ỏ ௸ ౠỎ இ ෴ ඐ pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 19 sept. 2019 la 3:21

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 18 sept. 2019 la 12:33

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 19 sept. 2019 la 3:22

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 18 sept. 2019 la 12:19

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 18 sept. 2019 la 12:32

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Obținută la 7 aug. 2023 la 3:18

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 19 sept. 2019 la 3:34

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 20 sept. 2019 la 10:55

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 23 sept. 2019 la 10:50

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 29 sept. 2019 la 2:08

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 1 oct. 2019 la 10:37

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 2 oct. 2019 la 9:34

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2021 la 10:29

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 5 iun. 2020 la 14:36

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 8 dec. 2022 la 14:47

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 12 iun. 2020 la 2:32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 23 sept. 2019 la 10:26

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Obținută la 19 sept. 2019 la 3:56

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 18 sept. 2019 la 12:40

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 6 aug. 2023 la 5:12

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 5 iun. 2020 la 14:30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 19 sept. 2019 la 10:47

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 18 sept. 2019 la 12:28

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 2 oct. 2019 la 9:02

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2021 la 9:43

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 1 oct. 2019 la 10:31

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 2 oct. 2019 la 9:39

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 7 dec. 2022 la 14:29

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2021 la 2:36

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 29 sept. 2019 la 2:06

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 22 sept. 2019 la 11:14

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Obținută la 6 aug. 2023 la 4:13

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 2 oct. 2019 la 9:05

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 22 sept. 2019 la 11:18

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 7 dec. 2022 la 14:29

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 18 sept. 2019 la 12:22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 19 sept. 2019 la 3:42

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 23 sept. 2019 la 10:50

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 18 sept. 2019 la 12:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 18 sept. 2019 la 12:24

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 18 sept. 2019 la 12:03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 19 sept. 2019 la 3:47

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 23 sept. 2019 la 10:05

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 22 sept. 2019 la 11:18

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Obținută la 6 aug. 2023 la 13:00

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 24 dec. 2021 la 14:19

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 7 dec. 2022 la 14:29

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2022 la 3:13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 19 sept. 2019 la 3:29

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Obținută la 6 aug. 2023 la 13:41

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 7 dec. 2022 la 14:29

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 23 dec. 2021 la 6:14

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Obținută la 6 aug. 2023 la 13:55

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2023 la 4:55

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 5 iun. 2020 la 14:21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 26 dec. 2021 la 2:18

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Obținută la 26 dec. 2021 la 3:28

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2023 la 12:48

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Obținută la 8 aug. 2023 la 12:59

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 26 dec. 2021 la 2:44

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Obținută la 25 dec. 2021 la 20:44

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 18 sept. 2019 la 12:27

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Obținută la 20 sept. 2019 la 10:33

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

9 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

475 / 5,000