Prestatievoortgang van ௵Ỏ ௸ ౠỎ இ ෴ ඐ in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 19 sep 2019 om 3:21

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 18 sep 2019 om 12:33

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 19 sep 2019 om 3:22

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 18 sep 2019 om 12:19

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 18 sep 2019 om 12:32

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2023 om 3:18

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 19 sep 2019 om 3:34

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 20 sep 2019 om 10:55

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 23 sep 2019 om 10:50

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 29 sep 2019 om 2:08

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 1 okt 2019 om 10:37

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 2 okt 2019 om 9:34

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 25 dec 2021 om 10:29

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jun 2020 om 14:36

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 8 dec 2022 om 14:47

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 12 jun 2020 om 2:32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 23 sep 2019 om 10:26

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Ontgrendeld op 19 sep 2019 om 3:56

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 18 sep 2019 om 12:40

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 5:12

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jun 2020 om 14:30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 19 sep 2019 om 10:47

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 18 sep 2019 om 12:28

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 2 okt 2019 om 9:02

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 25 dec 2021 om 9:43

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 1 okt 2019 om 10:31

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 2 okt 2019 om 9:39

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 7 dec 2022 om 14:29

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 25 dec 2021 om 2:36

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 29 sep 2019 om 2:06

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 22 sep 2019 om 11:14

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 4:13

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 2 okt 2019 om 9:05

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 22 sep 2019 om 11:18

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ontgrendeld op 7 dec 2022 om 14:29

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 18 sep 2019 om 12:22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 19 sep 2019 om 3:42

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ontgrendeld op 23 sep 2019 om 10:50

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 18 sep 2019 om 12:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 18 sep 2019 om 12:24

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 18 sep 2019 om 12:03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 19 sep 2019 om 3:47

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 23 sep 2019 om 10:05

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Ontgrendeld op 22 sep 2019 om 11:18

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 13:00

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 24 dec 2021 om 14:19

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 7 dec 2022 om 14:29

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ontgrendeld op 28 jun 2022 om 3:13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 19 sep 2019 om 3:29

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 13:41

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Ontgrendeld op 7 dec 2022 om 14:29

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 23 dec 2021 om 6:14

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2023 om 13:55

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2023 om 4:55

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jun 2020 om 14:21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2021 om 2:18

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2021 om 3:28

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2023 om 12:48

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2023 om 12:59

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 26 dec 2021 om 2:44

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Ontgrendeld op 25 dec 2021 om 20:44

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ontgrendeld op 18 sep 2019 om 12:27

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 20 sep 2019 om 10:33

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

9 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

475 / 5,000