Errungenschaftsfortschritt von ௵Ỏ ௸ ౠỎ இ ෴ ඐ in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 19. Sep. 2019 um 3:21 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 18. Sep. 2019 um 12:33 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 19. Sep. 2019 um 3:22 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Am 18. Sep. 2019 um 12:19 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 18. Sep. 2019 um 12:32 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Am 7. Aug. 2023 um 3:18 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 19. Sep. 2019 um 3:34 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 20. Sep. 2019 um 10:55 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 23. Sep. 2019 um 10:50 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 29. Sep. 2019 um 2:08 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 1. Okt. 2019 um 10:37 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 2. Okt. 2019 um 9:34 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 25. Dez. 2021 um 10:29 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 5. Juni 2020 um 14:36 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 8. Dez. 2022 um 14:47 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 12. Juni 2020 um 2:32 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 23. Sep. 2019 um 10:26 freigeschaltet

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Am 19. Sep. 2019 um 3:56 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 18. Sep. 2019 um 12:40 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 6. Aug. 2023 um 5:12 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 5. Juni 2020 um 14:30 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 19. Sep. 2019 um 10:47 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 18. Sep. 2019 um 12:28 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 2. Okt. 2019 um 9:02 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 25. Dez. 2021 um 9:43 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 1. Okt. 2019 um 10:31 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Am 2. Okt. 2019 um 9:39 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 7. Dez. 2022 um 14:29 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 25. Dez. 2021 um 2:36 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 29. Sep. 2019 um 2:06 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 22. Sep. 2019 um 11:14 freigeschaltet

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Am 6. Aug. 2023 um 4:13 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 2. Okt. 2019 um 9:05 freigeschaltet

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Am 22. Sep. 2019 um 11:18 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 7. Dez. 2022 um 14:29 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 18. Sep. 2019 um 12:22 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 19. Sep. 2019 um 3:42 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Am 23. Sep. 2019 um 10:50 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 18. Sep. 2019 um 12:01 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 18. Sep. 2019 um 12:24 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 18. Sep. 2019 um 12:03 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 19. Sep. 2019 um 3:47 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 23. Sep. 2019 um 10:05 freigeschaltet

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Am 22. Sep. 2019 um 11:18 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Am 6. Aug. 2023 um 13:00 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 24. Dez. 2021 um 14:19 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Am 7. Dez. 2022 um 14:29 freigeschaltet

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Am 28. Juni 2022 um 3:13 freigeschaltet

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Am 19. Sep. 2019 um 3:29 freigeschaltet

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Am 6. Aug. 2023 um 13:41 freigeschaltet

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Am 7. Dez. 2022 um 14:29 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 23. Dez. 2021 um 6:14 freigeschaltet

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Am 6. Aug. 2023 um 13:55 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Am 8. Aug. 2023 um 4:55 freigeschaltet

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Am 5. Juni 2020 um 14:21 freigeschaltet

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Am 26. Dez. 2021 um 2:18 freigeschaltet

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Am 26. Dez. 2021 um 3:28 freigeschaltet

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Am 8. Aug. 2023 um 12:48 freigeschaltet

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Am 8. Aug. 2023 um 12:59 freigeschaltet

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Am 26. Dez. 2021 um 2:44 freigeschaltet

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Am 25. Dez. 2021 um 20:44 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 18. Sep. 2019 um 12:27 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Am 20. Sep. 2019 um 10:33 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

9 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

475 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

+6