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Sjreejvonjroorjsh 29 May, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Nice

Maximus 1 Apr, 2020 @ 5:27am

yeh it's been a while

T Swift 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:36am

first comment in 2 years hey

Maximus 5 Sep, 2018 @ 10:26pm

Goats will probably ♥♥♥♥ everything up coz they're dumb af

SHARKE BYTE 5 Sep, 2018 @ 5:47pm

Goats vs Sharkes is a movie I'd watch

Get ready for the new 2018 movie

:

"Saving Private Ryan and Hitler"

The brave men depicted in this film were conflicted when they received their orders

, but they did not let it stop them from completing their mission

.

Their mission was to win the war...

And save Hitler...

from himself.

SHARKE BYTE 5 Aug, 2018 @ 1:23pm

New phone who this

budgie 26 Sep, 2015 @ 1:37am

:^) yep being a girl sucks

Maximus 19 Jul, 2015 @ 10:57am

Gaming is literally the best way to unwind

Maximus 3 Jul, 2015 @ 8:20am

Proves how lonely my steam account feels </3 :)

SHARKE BYTE 2 Jul, 2015 @ 8:24pm

First comment of 2015!!!

SHARKE BYTE 19 Dec, 2014 @ 3:25am

So painful when that happens...

Maximus 23 Nov, 2014 @ 12:18pm

do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like

this is it

this is how it ends

Shhh, no dreams just tears 14 Oct, 2014 @ 9:26pm

is it weird that i post comments on profiles?

SHARKE BYTE 9 Oct, 2014 @ 11:11pm

Swagrid: Yer a Swaggot, Harry.
Harry: I'm a what?
Swagrid: There, I just saved you seven years of unnecessary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your life.

Maximus 9 Oct, 2014 @ 3:35pm

Swagrid: You're a hocrux, Harry.
Harry: I'm a what?
Swagrid: There, I just saved you seven years of unnecessary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your life.

Maximus 9 Oct, 2014 @ 3:30pm

College is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell.

Shhh, no dreams just tears 3 Oct, 2014 @ 9:53am

I once tried to chat up (well, my failed way of chatting up) a guy I knew from school one time, only to realise that he was already with a girl who was *siiiigh* right behind him talking to a group of other girls. The look on his face (and mine) when I was told >.< xp

might not seem like much but I felt REAAALLY dumb that time but atleast we're still friends

Shhh, no dreams just tears 3 Oct, 2014 @ 9:26am

I am a proud pans-trans-comicsans-bicycle and I will not accept the labels that society forced upon me. So what If Pluto's no longer a planet because I ate it? I feel like I should not be discriminated against for my inablilty to do anything productive

Maximus 5 Sep, 2014 @ 12:44pm

Green Day :( https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwLOg1UIQAA2ycf.jpg:large

budgie 28 Aug, 2014 @ 11:10pm

yus helo http://justcuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cute-baby-tiger-cub-pictures-animal-pics.jpg

Shhh, no dreams just tears 23 Aug, 2014 @ 4:01am

------------------Gays
-----------are like apples
-------on trees. The best ones
------are at the top of the tree
--The haters dont want to reach
---for the good ones because they
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
-from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to
------ come along, the one who's
------------ brave enough to
------------------climb all
------------------ the way
------------------to the top
-----------------of the tree

SHARKE BYTE 20 Aug, 2014 @ 9:32pm

POOR MISUNDERSTOOD SHARKES

Maximus 20 Aug, 2014 @ 3:34pm

Friendship goals https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu4FbhpCEAAXfGp.jpg

Maximus 12 Aug, 2014 @ 12:19am

RIP Robin Williams, we all lost a piece of our childhood.

Maximus 3 Aug, 2014 @ 4:08am

I knw buddy >:D <3

Maximus 2 Aug, 2014 @ 5:08am

:(

Maximus 28 Jul, 2014 @ 5:12pm

:'3 <3

aubri 28 Jul, 2014 @ 2:19pm

That is so cute :'3 Thanks for sharing.

Maximus 28 Jul, 2014 @ 1:21pm

Then I'd be happy to serve :")

budgie 28 Jul, 2014 @ 12:42pm

wouldn't it be great if guys came coffee? like i'll have an ejaculatte pls :D

Maximus 25 Jul, 2014 @ 8:08pm

Current mood: can u not

Maximus 23 Jul, 2014 @ 3:14pm

how do people even ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sleep with night lights, my room needs to be as dark as my soul

Maximus 20 Jul, 2014 @ 11:30pm

have u ever been in one of those moods where u don't know what was wrong with u but u just feel irritated or down?

Maximus 20 Jul, 2014 @ 11:29pm

Exercise.
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Ext
Extr
Extra
Extra L
Extra La
Extra Lar
Extra Larg
Extra Large
Extra Large F
Extra Large Fr
Extra Large Fri
Extra Large Frie
Extra Large Fries.

:D

Maximus 20 Jul, 2014 @ 11:26pm

Before giving friends advice:

"Listen here, you beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm about to ♥♥♥♥ you up with some truth."

Maximus 20 Jul, 2014 @ 11:25pm

we all have that one song that makes us feel like strippers

Maximus 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:46pm

“Watch your language."

Me: "Oh ♥♥♥♥, sorry."

SHARKE BYTE 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:24pm

lol

Maximus 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:22pm

computer: wanna update this

me: sure

computer: you have to restart your com-

me: never mind

Maximus 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:21pm

Summer:

Hair gets lighter,
skin gets darker,
water gets warmer,
drinks get colder,
music gets louder,
nights get longer,
life gets better.

Maximus 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:07pm

Assuming they dnt get devoured by bacterias, yeast or mold then Im pretty sure its a good thing

SHARKE BYTE 6 Jul, 2014 @ 4:57pm

I love finding food in my clothes, hmm... wonder if thats a good thin lol

Maximus 6 Jul, 2014 @ 11:57am

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Maximus 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:01am

Maximus 6 Jul, 2014 @ 4:19am

I love finding money in my clothes.

It's like a gift to me...

from me.

Maximus 5 Jul, 2014 @ 4:11pm

Lol lets hope that doznt decrease ur lifespan 10 12 years top

SHARKE BYTE 5 Jul, 2014 @ 4:06pm

I smoked and snorted meth for 7 years, I'm fine just being addicted to cigs now lol

Maximus 5 Jul, 2014 @ 4:02pm

How to smoke cigarettes:

Don't.

Maximus 5 Jul, 2014 @ 4:01pm

Exactly :(