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TheWeedSmoker420 29/mai./2021 às 12:35

Nice

Maximus 1/abr./2020 às 5:27

yeh it's been a while

T Swift 1/abr./2020 às 4:36

first comment in 2 years hey

Maximus 5/set./2018 às 22:26

Goats will probably ♥♥♥♥ everything up coz they're dumb af

SHARKE BYTE 5/set./2018 às 17:47

Goats vs Sharkes is a movie I'd watch

Get ready for the new 2018 movie

:

"Saving Private Ryan and Hitler"

The brave men depicted in this film were conflicted when they received their orders

, but they did not let it stop them from completing their mission

.

Their mission was to win the war...

And save Hitler...

from himself.

SHARKE BYTE 5/ago./2018 às 13:23

New phone who this

budgie 26/set./2015 às 1:37

:^) yep being a girl sucks

Maximus 19/jul./2015 às 10:57

Gaming is literally the best way to unwind

Maximus 3/jul./2015 às 8:20

Proves how lonely my steam account feels </3 :)

SHARKE BYTE 2/jul./2015 às 20:24

First comment of 2015!!!

SHARKE BYTE 19/dez./2014 às 3:25

So painful when that happens...

Maximus 23/nov./2014 às 12:18

do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like

this is it

this is how it ends

Shhh, no dreams just tears 14/out./2014 às 21:26

is it weird that i post comments on profiles?

SHARKE BYTE 9/out./2014 às 23:11

Swagrid: Yer a Swaggot, Harry.
Harry: I'm a what?
Swagrid: There, I just saved you seven years of unnecessary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your life.

Maximus 9/out./2014 às 15:35

Swagrid: You're a hocrux, Harry.
Harry: I'm a what?
Swagrid: There, I just saved you seven years of unnecessary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your life.

Maximus 9/out./2014 às 15:30

College is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell.

Shhh, no dreams just tears 3/out./2014 às 9:53

I once tried to chat up (well, my failed way of chatting up) a guy I knew from school one time, only to realise that he was already with a girl who was *siiiigh* right behind him talking to a group of other girls. The look on his face (and mine) when I was told >.< xp

might not seem like much but I felt REAAALLY dumb that time but atleast we're still friends

Shhh, no dreams just tears 3/out./2014 às 9:26

I am a proud pans-trans-comicsans-bicycle and I will not accept the labels that society forced upon me. So what If Pluto's no longer a planet because I ate it? I feel like I should not be discriminated against for my inablilty to do anything productive

Maximus 5/set./2014 às 12:44

Green Day :( https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwLOg1UIQAA2ycf.jpg:large

budgie 28/ago./2014 às 23:10

yus helo http://justcuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cute-baby-tiger-cub-pictures-animal-pics.jpg

Shhh, no dreams just tears 23/ago./2014 às 4:01

------------------Gays
-----------are like apples
-------on trees. The best ones
------are at the top of the tree
--The haters dont want to reach
---for the good ones because they
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
-from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to
------ come along, the one who's
------------ brave enough to
------------------climb all
------------------ the way
------------------to the top
-----------------of the tree

SHARKE BYTE 20/ago./2014 às 21:32

POOR MISUNDERSTOOD SHARKES

Maximus 20/ago./2014 às 15:34

Friendship goals https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu4FbhpCEAAXfGp.jpg

Maximus 12/ago./2014 às 0:19

RIP Robin Williams, we all lost a piece of our childhood.

Maximus 3/ago./2014 às 4:08

I knw buddy >:D <3

Maximus 2/ago./2014 às 5:08

:(

Maximus 28/jul./2014 às 17:12

:'3 <3

aubri 28/jul./2014 às 14:19

That is so cute :'3 Thanks for sharing.

Maximus 28/jul./2014 às 13:21

Then I'd be happy to serve :")

budgie 28/jul./2014 às 12:42

wouldn't it be great if guys came coffee? like i'll have an ejaculatte pls :D

Maximus 25/jul./2014 às 20:08

Current mood: can u not

Maximus 23/jul./2014 às 15:14

how do people even ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sleep with night lights, my room needs to be as dark as my soul

Maximus 20/jul./2014 às 23:30

have u ever been in one of those moods where u don't know what was wrong with u but u just feel irritated or down?

Maximus 20/jul./2014 às 23:29

Exercise.
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Ext
Extr
Extra
Extra L
Extra La
Extra Lar
Extra Larg
Extra Large
Extra Large F
Extra Large Fr
Extra Large Fri
Extra Large Frie
Extra Large Fries.

:D

Maximus 20/jul./2014 às 23:26

Before giving friends advice:

"Listen here, you beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm about to ♥♥♥♥ you up with some truth."

Maximus 20/jul./2014 às 23:25

we all have that one song that makes us feel like strippers

Maximus 6/jul./2014 às 17:46

“Watch your language."

Me: "Oh ♥♥♥♥, sorry."

SHARKE BYTE 6/jul./2014 às 17:24

lol

Maximus 6/jul./2014 às 17:22

computer: wanna update this

me: sure

computer: you have to restart your com-

me: never mind

Maximus 6/jul./2014 às 17:21

Summer:

Hair gets lighter,
skin gets darker,
water gets warmer,
drinks get colder,
music gets louder,
nights get longer,
life gets better.

Maximus 6/jul./2014 às 17:07

Assuming they dnt get devoured by bacterias, yeast or mold then Im pretty sure its a good thing

SHARKE BYTE 6/jul./2014 às 16:57

I love finding food in my clothes, hmm... wonder if thats a good thin lol

Maximus 6/jul./2014 às 11:57

Maximus 6/jul./2014 às 10:56

Maximus 6/jul./2014 às 5:01

Maximus 6/jul./2014 às 4:19

I love finding money in my clothes.

It's like a gift to me...

from me.

Maximus 5/jul./2014 às 16:11

Lol lets hope that doznt decrease ur lifespan 10 12 years top

SHARKE BYTE 5/jul./2014 às 16:06

I smoked and snorted meth for 7 years, I'm fine just being addicted to cigs now lol

Maximus 5/jul./2014 às 16:02

How to smoke cigarettes:

Don't.

Maximus 5/jul./2014 às 16:01

Exactly :(