Nice

yeh it's been a while

first comment in 2 years hey

Goats will probably ♥♥♥♥ everything up coz they're dumb af

Goats vs Sharkes is a movie I'd watch

Get ready for the new 2018 movie : "Saving Private Ryan and Hitler"

The brave men depicted in this film were conflicted when they received their orders, but they did not let it stop them from completing their mission.

Their mission was to win the war...
And save Hitler... from himself.

New phone who this

:^) yep being a girl sucks

Gaming is literally the best way to unwind

Proves how lonely my steam account feels </3 :)

First comment of 2015!!!

So painful when that happens...

do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like

this is it

this is how it ends

is it weird that i post comments on profiles?

Swagrid: Yer a Swaggot, Harry.
Harry: I'm a what?
Swagrid: There, I just saved you seven years of unnecessary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your life.

Swagrid: You're a hocrux, Harry.
Harry: I'm a what?
Swagrid: There, I just saved you seven years of unnecessary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your life.

College is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell.

I once tried to chat up (well, my failed way of chatting up) a guy I knew from school one time, only to realise that he was already with a girl who was *siiiigh* right behind him talking to a group of other girls. The look on his face (and mine) when I was told >.< xp

might not seem like much but I felt REAAALLY dumb that time but atleast we're still friends

I am a proud pans-trans-comicsans-bicycle and I will not accept the labels that society forced upon me. So what If Pluto's no longer a planet because I ate it? I feel like I should not be discriminated against for my inablilty to do anything productive

Green Day :( https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwLOg1UIQAA2ycf.jpg:large

yus helo http://justcuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cute-baby-tiger-cub-pictures-animal-pics.jpg

------------------Gays
-----------are like apples
-------on trees. The best ones
------are at the top of the tree
--The haters dont want to reach
---for the good ones because they
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
-from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to
------ come along, the one who's
------------ brave enough to
------------------climb all
------------------ the way
------------------to the top
-----------------of the tree

POOR MISUNDERSTOOD SHARKES

Friendship goals https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu4FbhpCEAAXfGp.jpg

RIP Robin Williams, we all lost a piece of our childhood.

I knw buddy >:D <3

:(

:'3 <3

That is so cute :'3 Thanks for sharing.

Then I'd be happy to serve :")

wouldn't it be great if guys came coffee? like i'll have an ejaculatte pls :D

Current mood: can u not

how do people even ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sleep with night lights, my room needs to be as dark as my soul

have u ever been in one of those moods where u don't know what was wrong with u but u just feel irritated or down?

Exercise.
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Ext
Extr
Extra
Extra L
Extra La
Extra Lar
Extra Larg
Extra Large
Extra Large F
Extra Large Fr
Extra Large Fri
Extra Large Frie
Extra Large Fries.

:D

Before giving friends advice:

"Listen here, you beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm about to ♥♥♥♥ you up with some truth."

we all have that one song that makes us feel like strippers

“Watch your language."

Me: "Oh ♥♥♥♥, sorry."

lol

computer: wanna update this

me: sure

computer: you have to restart your com-

me: never mind

Summer:

Hair gets lighter,
skin gets darker,
water gets warmer,
drinks get colder,
music gets louder,
nights get longer,
life gets better.

Assuming they dnt get devoured by bacterias, yeast or mold then Im pretty sure its a good thing

I love finding food in my clothes, hmm... wonder if thats a good thin lol

I love finding money in my clothes.

It's like a gift to me...

from me.

Lol lets hope that doznt decrease ur lifespan 10 12 years top

I smoked and snorted meth for 7 years, I'm fine just being addicted to cigs now lol

How to smoke cigarettes:


Don't.

Exactly :(