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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,454.2 hrs on record (1,396.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 Jan, 2021 @ 4:12pm

I played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥er
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Zynbabwe 17 Jul @ 12:36pm 
corny
NoHit 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17pm 
what the actual fuck