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╚╝╨╨╚╝╚╝───╨─╨─╚╝╚╝──╨╨╨╨╚╝╚╩╝╚╝╨─
—Anonymous Alpha Legion Chaos Space Marine
—The Book of Tzeentch
👽 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 📒
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It must be awful to be a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that men
are bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than women. Really, if you
are a girl, what would make you go on living? --Calvin, Dictator-For-Life, of
GROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)
"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MY
TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, Calvin."
("She's on to me.")
Verbing weirds language.
--- Calvin.
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