>wake up
>kiss my limited edition Jun dakimakura good morning
>pray to my TheMainManSWE photo I have on my wall
>wavedash my way to the bathroom
>brush teeth and wash face
>smirk at myself in the mirror
>boot up my pc and get ready for some Tekken
>ask the Kazuya discord if theres any new Kazuya tech
>"electric into electric"
>start up Tekken 7
>spend 2 hours in practice mode doing EWGFs
>time for some online ranked
>select my favorite Kazuya custom, the one that looks like Kazuya from Tekken 1 (I'm not one of these 18ers)
>first match, it's a Lars player, a lesser-mishima
>start off the 1st round with a hellsweep, the best move in the game
>of course it lands, a calculated risk
>make quick work of him, he couldn't handle my barrage of hellsweeps and electrics
>winquit him
>he'll stay a blue rank scrub forever, but I'll be out of this ranked hell soon enough into the red ranks where I rightfully belong
>that's enough ranked for today
>close Tekken 7 and go on /tekgen/
>complain about Josie and Paul being braindead characters
>start a huge debate and close the tab
>check the Kazuya discord
>someone posted that they're feeling down struggling in blue ranks with Kazuya
>"If only Kazuya wasn't b-tier we would be tekken god prime, brother" I tell him
>Time to leave, my dad is taking me out to see the Grand Canyon