1A) If you'd like me to join a game, don't spam me with invites & expect me to join. I find that annoying. (This applies especially when I'm playing a different game).
1B) If you're an achievement hunter asking me for help, make sure you know which achievement(s) you're going for & make it clear how we're tackling it. Don't be wasting my time by asking me to play the game & then not knowing what you're going for or being toxic because we screwed it up.

2A) Just like 1A, please don't spam me with messages. Keep it simple, paragraph things.
2B) I don't appreciate ignorance. If you're often online for long periods of time & haven't responded to my messages, I assume you're just being plain ole rude.
2C) Speak to me in English only. I'm not smart enough for multiple languages & I'm too lazy to be translating anything.
2D) Don't send me random links asking me to vote for your CS:GO Team, YouTube Videos, Cat Pics, etc... I won't bother clicking on them & it's an easy way of getting yeeted off my friends list.

3A) Don't attempt to scam me for my items.
3B) If you're looking to trade, make sure it's a fair deal, we aren't on Ferenginar, the rules of acquisition don't apply here.
3C) Please have an open inventory if you're sending me an offer. I can't counter if you have a private inventory & counter-offers are a important part of the process for trading.
3D) I don't accept game keys as payment for items in my inventory. This is due to dodgy 3rd party sites & no guarantees of the keys actually working.
3E) Unless specified, my items aren't free or for giveaways.

4A) Do not beg me for anything. This includes, but isn't limited too: Games & DLC's, Steam Wallet Vouchers or Inventory Items. (Read 6B)
4B) Please avoid gifting me anything, because I'm one of the few people in the world that isn't a fan of receiving gifts. If you still feel inclined to gift me things, I would much prefer Profile Awards, thank you.
4C) I also appreciate all comments on my profile, as long as they are polite, accurate & aren't ridiculous, like ASCII art of Shrek or a pair of Tits. I like Shrek & Titties as much as the next guy, but please keep it out of my comments, or it'll be deleted.

5A) I can't believe I've had to make this a rule, but don't be a snowflake. Nobody likes a snowflake.
5B) Regarding Gifts (Games / DLC's / Steam Wallet Vouchers £$€), if I don't know you personally, there's a high chance I won't be gifting you anything. This is because I'm not made of money, despite having such a great account, this has been over a decade in the making.
5C) I don't associate with users who use Multiplayer Cheats & Mods or have multiple VAC / Trade bans, unless they are friends in real life.

It depends entirely on which rule was broken.
Small stuff like 4B are merely guidelines & won't really go anywhere.
Serious stuff like 2D, 3B, 4A or 5A for example could result in any of the following: Unfriending, blocking, reporting or a negative rating on SteamTrades.
Real life friends get special treatment with all of the rules above.

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Logan

The United Kingdom / England.

Old enough.

Gaming, eating, sleeping & listening to a variety of music.
I am an Achievement Hunter, Badge Collector and Steam Trader. I'm very boring, you'd get more fun from having a conversation with a meth'd up Florida Squirrel.

Your day at work. Twitch or YouTube streamers. Metal music. Visual Novels & NSFW games.

No, not really. I'm heavily introverted, I find most people annoying very easily. I won't ignore you as that'll be rude, but don't expect me to chat out of the blue & invite you to games.

No, I'm mediocre at best. I mostly play to keep my self entertained by going for those glorious Achievements.

Story Driven Single Player / Co-Op Games. Things that have Replayability Value, like Cyberpunk 2077. (Only Multiplayer game I play frequently is GTA V).

Fallout: New Vegas / Dishonored / Call Of Duty: MW2 (2009) / RAGE / Far Cry 3 / Grand Theft Auto 5 / Mass Effect: Legendary Edition / Cyberpunk 2077.

Probably not. These days I stick to Single Player / Co-op games, because games like Counter-Strike or Call of Duty, are filled with brain-dead cheaters / modders, aim assisted console players or skill-less "trick shotters" who just suck the fun out of it.

That depends entirely on the group. Is it a pointless group without a purpose? If the answer to that is yes, then my answer is a no.
Is it a group that hunts achievements, does a lot of trading or is designed to help other users out in other ways? Solid maybe, I'll certainly consider it.

My music taste ranges from Rock artists like Phil Collins & Queen. Pop artists like The Weeknd & Coldplay, to Hip Hop artists like Dr. Dre & Eminem. I even listen too OST's from various TV Shows (Knight Rider, Airwolf), Films (Halloween, Interstellar) & Games (Mass Effect, Cyberpunk 2077). I don't bother with Heavy Metal.

I've been Gaming for roughly 15+ Years. I've had multiple consoles, but there's a reason why people consider it to be PC Master Race. I have a slight OCD problem with my Steam Profile.

I have accounts with Rockstar Social Club, Epic Games, Ubisoft, EA & Discord. I'm really only active on Steam & Discord, so because of that, I'll usually only add people on the others if I decide to regularly play with them on specific titles that require it.

Reach Level 500.
Own a total of 5000 Games
Write 25 Guides, each with at least 3 Star Ratings.
Write 100+ Reviews, each with at least 10 or more Helpful / Funny ratings.
Take 10000 aesthetically pleasing Screenshots.
Earn a total of 25,000 Awards.
Give out 12,500 awards to worthy Profiles, Reviews, Guides, Screenshots, Discussion Posts & Workshop Submissions.

What is this?
The following is a list of people that I'm friends with on Steam that take awesomeness to the next level & deserve a shout out. I may just be a insignificant person, but it's important to recognise the amazing people in life.
Note: I've met plenty of people on Steam that deserve a shout-out, but I have limited showcase space & so there's only 10 spots on this list. If I missed you out, just know I think you're awesome too.

1) Red Beret *Cod Original 1st*
Red has helped me with a lot of my technical issues & introduced me to my favourite hobby - Gaming. They've built every PC I've used & has gifted me well over 100 games throughout my life.

2) SIDEWAYS DAZ
Daz Jr. has helped with a lot of my technical issues & has helped build my current gaming rig. They also helped me with the COD MW2 (2009) Spec Ops achievements.

3) White Wolf
Wolf was generous enough to finance my current PC build. He's also helped me in other ways, like making well over 100 trades with me & helping me with several achievements in games like Payday 2, GTA 5 & Back 4 Blood.

4) Xypherix
Xypherix is my oldest friend & an absolute gaming machine, helping me achieve a fair amount of achievements on plenty of tough games. They've also provided technical expertise on several occasions.

5) Trooper
Trooper is also one of my oldest friends, who helped me improve my profile in various ways, like carrying me through several Zombie games, most notably Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 - Zombies, helping me perfect something I would never be able to do alone. He is also a great YouTube Content Creator.

6) Lucífer
Lucífer, another old friend. He has helped improve my profile in various ways, like having a cool profile, that I may have copied from a little. We've also traded a handful of times. He has also wrote some top notch guides & reviews, check them out!

7) blynx
blynx is an extremely friendly, helpful & generous trader. They've helped me a lot with my trading goals, by doing at the very least, 10000+ trades with me in a year. They can often be found doing some form of giveaway in the Steam Trade Discussions.

8) Slug
Slug continuously makes what would be a rather boring gaming session, x10 times better. By bringing a certain level of comedic finesse to every situation & a questionable music taste. Legit, the best online mate I've ever met.

9) Unknown_170601
Wanted to be here so they're here, doesn't get a cool sentence explaining why.

10) MrBotato
Wanted to be here so they're here, doesn't get a cool sentence explaining why.

Honourable Mention: CP22
Honestly a great guy, thanks for your generosity in a world filled with less than generous people.

Congratulations on your accomplishment of reading all that, that is, if you actually read it all. Now here's a few random quotes for the road:
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill.
"Comparison is the thief of joy." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Be humble in victory, and gracious in defeat." - Christopher Earle
"It is possible, to commit no mistakes & still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life." - Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
"War is when the young & stupid are tricked by the old & bitter into killing each other." - Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto 4)