RandomTurtle
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This is the place where people normally write something edgy and cringey right?
Currently In-Game
Yakuza 0
Disclaimer: This Page is Long
I have tried shoving as many showcases in here as I possibly can. So there will be a lot of random stats on this page. Here in an effort to make the page longer with a few lines of text, I feel here would be a good place to explain some of the choices of showcases and the order.

Contents:
- Favourite Game
- Game Collection
- Achievements Showcase
- Completed Games Showcase
- Badge Collection
- Steam Awards Collection
- Gameplay Videos
- Game Screenshots
- Steam Items Showcase
- Game Reviews
- Longcat Ascii
- Steam Groups
- Steam Replays
- Guides
- My Workshop Content
- Comments Section

Favourite Game - A good vibe for an account on a games launcher/store. If you really enjoyed one game the chances are you'd enjoy games similar to those. So in a way this shows the kind of games I enjoy the most.

Game Collection - A good way of showing a lot more of the games I play and can be a bit more varied in amount and genre. Consider it to be some of my personal favourites.

Achievements Showcase - Achievements are something I like to collect, and here I can put some of the ones here at my discretion. Rarest Achievements showcase is also here as filler, even though a lot of the time It's probably filled with a bunch from one game.

Completed Games Showcase - As a bit of a completionist this is where some more of my favourite games are as well, by merit of me having had played them enough to have done a lot of what can be done.

Badge Collection - Like the other showcases this is about collection but not so much as game collection anymore. This is where we start getting in weird territory where a lot of players won't have much in this showcase as the trading cards and badges are a system you really have to go out your way to interact with in any meaningful capacity.

Steam Awards Collection - I visit the forums of games I play frequently enough. So I have quite a few of these over time.

Gameplay Videos - Embedding videos into Steam is weird but I got it working at one point so here is a lot of my older stuff. Really I should look into a complete revamp to this section as it's not full and there's quite a bit of quality stuff I could put here.

Game Screenshots - Sometimes things happen in game, some of these moments have be captured in still image format as well. Not quite as cool as video but they can focus the showcase on specific in game occurrences.

Steam Items Showcase - Here I have mainly put items from my Steam inventory on display. These were obtained when crafting badges, mainly just a cool collection of emotes and backgrounds from games I've played.

Game Reviews - This part is a real classic as it showcases 2 negative reviews. The twist is that for both games I have; 1000+ hours, more time played since reviewing, and, I am standing by my negative review of them as accurate. The features that made the review negative in both cases was never rectified so it can stay as such.

Longcat Ascii - I don't even know why I put this here, I'm not even a cat person, I guess I wanted to fill out the page more so put an ancient meme in here. Whatever, maybe I make this something else later.

Steam Groups - Towards this part of my profile I was running out of things to pick for showcases, if there were any groups I'd want to shout out it'd be here but that's not the case. There is a Borderlands 2 group there though.

Steam Replays - I spent a lot of time in a lot of games, you can see here.

Guides - This section will be for Guides that I either made or contributed to in a significant way.

My Workshop Content - I haven't really made much workshop content, I have some Zeepkist tracks in there I guess.

Comments Section - Was a pretty chill and unused place. Until I started slapping up salty babies in Hunt: Showdown. now there are quite a few salt comments down there, pretty fun to laugh at in it's own right.
Favorite Game
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Hours played
46
Achievements
Awards Showcase
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Awards Received
482
Awards Given
Video Showcase
Dynasty Warriors 8: Burger King Will Not Be Seduced By Demons
1
Video Showcase
Crazy Taxi 99K Original Rickshaw Gameplay
Screenshot Showcase
Literally insane, Lapped the Arcade map 4 times.
3
Screenshot Showcase
8 Masks (Again)
2
Items Up For Trade
3,414
Items Owned
34
Trades Made
6,380
Market Transactions
Items Up For Trade
3,414
Items Owned
34
Trades Made
6,380
Market Transactions
Review Showcase
1,811 Hours played
I'll start by saying, I loved this game and the gameplay it had provided. It has definitely provided me with many hours of entertainment, and to say I got my moneys worth is an understatement. However that said, I can't recommend this game in good faith to anyone.

A recent update was akin to taking a beloved family pet out back and shooting it when it wasn't looking. They completely crippled the matchmaking and abandoned Linux support, all so they can make the game free on Epic games and implement crossplay with them (removing crossplay with Linux). Sure there are more Epic games users than Linux users, but there was always the option to buy this for less than £1 in a Steam sale, an extremely low barrier to entry.

However the main disappointing thing is trust in the developers is gone. For years players have voiced their concerns to the development team in the forums that they wouldn't want the upcoming game Payday 3 to have anything to do with Epic Games. As the largest Steam community group it makes sense that at least some people have this kind of launcher loyalty. However it was clear years in advance that the community didn't want something like what recently happened to happen. That said the developers decided to do it anyway.

I'm not sure if this was a result of them having to accept a publisher agreement with anyone who came along due to the financial struggles, or if they had agency to choose to turn it down, but at the end of the day it doesn't matter, the game is still worse off because of it.

This game will still be superior to the upcoming release Payday 3, which looks absolutely horrendous mechanically, however that's a low bar.

Gameplay wise last I checked several heists (missions/levels) straight up don't work. Connection to other players is borked, especially in multi-day heists. There are more cheaters and pirates than ever. And they kept adding weapons as paid DLC but no inventory room to hold said weapons. Games are still peer to peer but the matchmaking having changed makes the game was more unstable.

Overall the game is in a sad state, it was willingly made into what it is now just months away from retirement. Despite concerns being voiced for years about this exact kind of thing. It's almost funny how wrong the developers got it. Almost, in reality it's just sad.
Review Showcase
1,279 Hours played
Was an alright game. However as time progressed he developers got more and more greedy despite the company already making a ton of money as it was. Not only is this a full priced game, and not only does it have £200+ worth of DLC, it also has micro-transactions on top of that.

It used to be not as bad as players were rewarded for playing the game with small amounts of the premium currency as a thank you for playing daily and keeping the servers full. With this you could access whatever skins you want provided you played the game enough. However recently most of the ways to get said currency was removed, effectively you have to pay to collect the content for the game. In a game that already has you paying to play it.

Furthermore the DLC was a fine source of income before, plenty of players would purchase every pack, with a new pack being released every 2-4 weeks, there was even a collectors edition bundle to create an incentive to purchase, however that has since been removed too, probably because it offered a big discount.

I'll probably have a bunch of bootlickers who will give this review Jester awards with the common arguments such as "Skins don't add content" or that "It's okay for whales to pay the cost", neither of which are true, as collecting skins is part of the content especially if you see yourself as a collector, and having the majority of income coming from a few players is exploitative. But that's neither here nor there.

On top of that the same server issues that have existed for years still exist, so it's clear they aren't re-investing the money they make back into improving the issues of the game that I see many players complaining about.

Overall I can't recommend this game in good faith as it's been made clear by the higher-ups they don't really care about the playerbase or the game, they just want your money.
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2 levels of an Island map that were lost when my computer drive was corrupted.
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Headshot Delivery 29 Aug, 2024 @ 1:53pm 
nice prefire, 100% legit :lunar2019crylaughingpig::lunar2019crylaughingpig::lunar2019crylaughingpig:
RandomTurtle 29 Jun, 2024 @ 5:14pm 
Good trap placement always catches good things.
Deadpools Mom 29 Jun, 2024 @ 4:48pm 
thx for the avto :D didnt even know u got one u did not shoot a single bullet :P
Bember 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:27pm 
useless piece of sh1t
RandomTurtle 4 May, 2024 @ 5:47pm 
Team mates were outside, seems legit.
\MrSlash/ 4 May, 2024 @ 5:46pm 
was reviving my teamate and at least crown and king can't one shot on long range when you just spammed a click :steambored: