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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 4,381.5 hrs on record (876.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 2 Jun, 2016 @ 11:11pm
Updated: 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38pm

CS:GO Review
CS:GO: this is when there are more children in your team than in the school itself.
CS:GO: this is when you shout "RUSH B", run there and open it to one, and then discover that the bomb has already been blown somewhere on the long.
CS:GO: this is when you turn off the microphone to everyone before the default match.
CS:GO: this is when you shoot in the back, you shoot him 99 hp, and then he turns around and kills you with a random shot to the head.
CS:GO: this is when you do -4, and then the remaining one does ace with auto-noob, awp or a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ p-90.
CS:GO: this is when you stay 1x1, plant a bomb, hide behind a car, hear footsteps from the tunnel, get ready to meet... and he climbs out of the window and puts a head on you.
CS:GO: this is when your teammates kill you in the decisive round.
CS:GO: It's when kids kick you just to give up.
CS:GO: this is when, after a tight rink, everyone gets new cases, and you get a ♥♥♥♥ box for 50 cents.
CS:GO: it's when every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ round of deathmatch throws you into de_zoo, which makes you want to puke.
CS:GO: It's when you get ripped off by 10+ lol accounts every day in the hope of looting your inventory.
CS:GO: this is when you get a 7-day ban for being kicked, or you were kicked, or you were kicked to the xys, or your Internet was turned off and going to bed you curse yourself three times before going to bed for having bought this game.


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