Recent reviews by B0BBY C0RTICK

extra crispy piece of dog excrement. Dead online with constant match making errors, so little content it's laughable to event ask for 30 bucks. And for what? Pretty new graphics and better gun play?

As XCOM Veteran, having 13000 hours in it, I can give this game a fine critique.
It's cool.

READY FOR STUMPIN !!!!!!!1111

I SAW MY DAD AS CHARACTER.

WTF MDICKIE?

played on nightmare difficulty.

Got all the cool stuff, found all the weapons.
Combat is nice as expected.
Gore is kept on leash, the execution kills are OK. Nothing too brutal.
It tries really hard to make players "explore" the levels but at the same time it feels like DOOM has become speedrunner catering, every aspect of the game is towards "Get high on cocaine and switch weapons after every shot". Exploration gets a bit boring after a while, it's the same oh look under there woah who could've guessed!? Or jump there or dash here. And after you've got enough upgrades, mostly you stop caring but get the FOMO, as if it could be something useful but it's yet another armor upgrade point. So essentially pointless and meaningless unless you are a completionist.
Soundtrack is fantastic.
Raytracing does ♥♥♥♥-all nothing, i mean do you really want to see reflection of your enemies on your shotgun barrels but play on 60 fps instead of 160? We had a thing for that called Screen Surface Reflections, but noo screw that lets get fancy! Create an underdeveloped tech for unprepared hardware and start jamming it into every game, sure some of us can afford a two thousand dollar 4090 GPU and play at 90 fps with RTX on but come on. Anyways this isn't an RTX rant. Doesn't affect gameplay just wanted to talk about ray tracing. Did you know there is a skin called Raytracer for ballista and it's super glossy? It's so that you can have more RTX even on your gun. That's how insane this crap was back then.
DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM

TLDR: It's Doom, nothing more nothing less. You want Doom? This is doom.

Cool Elden Ring DLC! But for some reason my horse is gone?

I'd buy that for a dollar... blah blah blah robocop freeze you are under arrest or someshit
999999999999999 criminals shot in balls accuracy is a ♥♥♥♥ computer aimbot
RTX on 70 degree celcius GPU on hot summer night with 40 degree sauna ambient temperature in the room.
♥♥♥♥ crashes when going to next level but it's like once each 30-40 min. So not so bad and can be endured.
Better than the latter option, the bullet impact visuals are extremely on crack, cranking hollywood up to 11 out of 10. Just TOO much going on makes my microplastic soy brainlet overfilled with visual information, tone down on the effects boss i get it it's guns and sparks and chunks are badass but 9mm won't blow out a cloud of white phosphorus out of a single brick.

Another very noticeable thing is the animations/mocap on the robocop himself. He just moves as if he was in a human body rather than stiff (like me in the morning) suit, Peter Weller did it and explained it great in the movie.

Treat us gooners nicely and make Judge Dredd game next, hopefully based on comics and first movies rather than the last reboot, it was good but comics judge dredd is on a different level of police brutality (doesn't even exist, what's that?)

I am a perfect fit for the voice acting role, i smoked more cigarettes than Stallone had surgeries after his career in acting as action hero.

Don't play campaign if you don't want to start hating asians and becoming a mysoginist because i sure did Worst ending in entire existence of this crumbling industry. I hope blizzard gets bankrupted and all writers will be left without their retirement funds. This is a rip-off, buy in 30 years when it will be free or torrent it, do not waste your money to be screwed in your no no zones.

Ever wanted to feel lobotomized? Play this game.

Fun for a while but gets very stale after 4-5 attempts.
2 maps, a handful of enemies/monsters.
Repeating or otherwise useless gadgets and items.
It would be nice if there were different types of cameras.
Good potential but somewhat weak execution.