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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 9:51

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 10:10

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 9:51

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 11:59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2015 o 10:26

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 10:08

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 18:27

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:37

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2022 o 14:46

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2022 o 16:05

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 12 lipca 2022 o 9:03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 13:45

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2015 o 14:58

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2015 o 14:49

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Odblokowano: 12 lipca 2022 o 10:39

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2015 o 10:46

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 12 lipca 2022 o 8:28

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Odblokowano: 14 lipca 2022 o 9:59

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:12

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 9:59

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 12 lipca 2022 o 9:26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2022 o 15:02

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 12 lipca 2022 o 8:45

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2022 o 15:05

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 8:18

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2022 o 14:42

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2015 o 10:31

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 6:59

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:12

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 12 lipca 2022 o 8:40

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odblokowano: 9 lipca 2022 o 14:47

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 9:37

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 10:10

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:59

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 9:43

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 10:10

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 18:43

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 19 czerwca 2015 o 14:45

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:15

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2015 o 7:40

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odblokowano: 1 stycznia 2015 o 17:47

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 13:48

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 11:23

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 12:44

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 15:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odblokowano: 14 lipca 2022 o 8:06

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Odblokowano: 14 lipca 2022 o 11:32

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 11:10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Odblokowano: 14 lipca 2022 o 7:55

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 14:04

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 15:58

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Odblokowano: 14 lipca 2022 o 10:54

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 14:05

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Odblokowano: 14 lipca 2022 o 9:16

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

5 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

11 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

12 / 30