Η πρόοδος επιτευγμάτων του Schrödinger's Pussyboy στο POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 9:51

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 10:10

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 9:51

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 11:59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Ιουν 2015, 10:26

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 10:08

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 18:27

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Ιαν 2015, 7:37

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Ιουλ 2022, 14:46

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Ιουλ 2022, 16:05

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Ιουλ 2022, 9:03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 13:45

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Ιουν 2015, 14:58

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Ιουν 2015, 14:49

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Ιουλ 2022, 10:39

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Ιουν 2015, 10:46

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Ιουλ 2022, 8:28

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 14 Ιουλ 2022, 9:59

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Ιαν 2015, 7:12

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 9:59

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Ιουλ 2022, 9:26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Ιουλ 2022, 15:02

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Ιουλ 2022, 8:45

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Ιουλ 2022, 15:05

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 8:18

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Ιουλ 2022, 14:42

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Ιουν 2015, 10:31

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Ιαν 2015, 6:59

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Ιαν 2015, 7:12

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 12 Ιουλ 2022, 8:40

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 9 Ιουλ 2022, 14:47

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 9:37

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 10:10

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Ιαν 2015, 7:59

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 9:43

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 10:10

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 18:43

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 19 Ιουν 2015, 14:45

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Ιαν 2015, 7:15

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 2 Ιαν 2015, 7:40

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 1 Ιαν 2015, 17:47

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 13:48

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 11:23

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 12:44

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 15:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 14 Ιουλ 2022, 8:06

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 14 Ιουλ 2022, 11:32

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 11:10

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 14 Ιουλ 2022, 7:55

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 14:04

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 15:58

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 14 Ιουλ 2022, 10:54

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 13 Ιουλ 2022, 14:05

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 14 Ιουλ 2022, 9:16

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

5 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

11 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

12 / 30

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

6 / 10

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