Errungenschaftsfortschritt von Schrödinger's Pussyboy in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 9:51 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 10:10 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 9:51 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 11:59 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 19. Juni 2015 um 10:26 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 10:08 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 18:27 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 2. Jan. 2015 um 7:37 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 9. Juli 2022 um 14:46 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 9. Juli 2022 um 16:05 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 12. Juli 2022 um 9:03 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 13:45 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 19. Juni 2015 um 14:58 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 19. Juni 2015 um 14:49 freigeschaltet

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Am 12. Juli 2022 um 10:39 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 19. Juni 2015 um 10:46 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Am 12. Juli 2022 um 8:28 freigeschaltet

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Am 14. Juli 2022 um 9:59 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 2. Jan. 2015 um 7:12 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 9:59 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 12. Juli 2022 um 9:26 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 9. Juli 2022 um 15:02 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 12. Juli 2022 um 8:45 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 9. Juli 2022 um 15:05 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 8:18 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 9. Juli 2022 um 14:42 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 19. Juni 2015 um 10:31 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 2. Jan. 2015 um 6:59 freigeschaltet

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Am 2. Jan. 2015 um 7:12 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 12. Juli 2022 um 8:40 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 9. Juli 2022 um 14:47 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 9:37 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 10:10 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Am 2. Jan. 2015 um 7:59 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 9:43 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 10:10 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 18:43 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 19. Juni 2015 um 14:45 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Am 2. Jan. 2015 um 7:15 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 2. Jan. 2015 um 7:40 freigeschaltet

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Am 1. Jan. 2015 um 17:47 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 13:48 freigeschaltet

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 11:23 freigeschaltet

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 12:44 freigeschaltet

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 15:18 freigeschaltet

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Am 14. Juli 2022 um 8:06 freigeschaltet

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Am 14. Juli 2022 um 11:32 freigeschaltet

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 11:10 freigeschaltet

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Am 14. Juli 2022 um 7:55 freigeschaltet

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 14:04 freigeschaltet

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 15:58 freigeschaltet

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Am 14. Juli 2022 um 10:54 freigeschaltet

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Am 13. Juli 2022 um 14:05 freigeschaltet

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Am 14. Juli 2022 um 9:16 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

5 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

11 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

12 / 30

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

6 / 10

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