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In a nutshell: It's like Die Hard... in Brazil.
The gameplay is extremely satisfying, and the graphics and optimization for the PC are excellent.
Only cons are the shortage of people on multiplayer servers and a mediocre story compared to the last two Max Payne games. Another con could be the lesser noire-style (comic book/graphic novel look), but Max still has that raspy narrative voice so I'm absolutely fine with it personally.

In my opinion, the reason multiplayer is nearly dead is because of huge sync/disconnection problems and that the multiplayer is unbalanced AS HELL. The "pros" always use a chick character, due to the fact that females have super skinny hitboxes or something.. and they always duel wield pistols because rifles are absurdly weak. My advice to you, Rockstar...for the love of God....for your legacy... learn to patch your f*cking games....and stop hating the PC playerbase, too.

This game is a quasi-realistic, tactical shooter.
No vehicles. Just pure close-quarter infantry combat with that perfect amount of realism and fun.
For $15 it's a no brainer. If it's on sale you should have bought it by now.
If you want a refreshing and small scale shooter, I definitely recommend this jewel.

NOT a game, as it involves holding the W key... and one playthrough will last 1-2 hours max. With the cons aside....it was a unique and marvelous experience.
To sum it up in one word: Stalactites

Horrible gameplay mechanics, and worst texture quality I have ever seen.
They even have the nerve to put a marketplace up to buy VIRTUAL items in a SCAVENGING game.
Really?
I bought this on sale for $3.67 when it was $10....I regret not buying a meal at Wendys instead...or something.

Hackin' slashin' stabbin' gory fun!

After like a f*ckin DECADE(!!!) the game is still bare bones.... the combat/controls are still janky/buggy.... and it's still just a kill on sight simulator filled with ret@rds.
That's all it is.

Good game ruined by a pathetic company.

First step: buy all 3 in the series. Step 2: Play and experience the most amazing, most thrilling, and most immersive sci-fi epic that is Mass Effect.

....WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
.....DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure Creative Assembly supports the Irish government's new anti-speech laws...

Amazing to see stupid sheeple defending the actions of this company by going back into a 13 year old game to remove an online chat feature under the COVER AND GUISE of a "CPU patch". You jack*sses couldn't give less of a SH*T about fixing your old games! And that is a fact.

Multiplayer was the only reason I played this game, and it was a d*mn good one. Now you kill it with THIS. AND piss off all of the modders to boot, LOL.

Welcome to the New Age of policing words and "hate speech" measures, because that is what this is. More of a taste, a tiny little seemingly meaningless and inconsequential step of things to come....

Just amazing! Absolutely pathetic, you brain dead communist developers, and you stupid gay-mer sheeple for supporting something so astronomically STUPID of an action like this. Goes to show the amount of brainwashing you morons have gone through.

Not that it will matter, because there will soon be an ACTUAL TOTAL WAR on this planet if this unadulterated b*llshit continues and we continue to tolerate this garbage.

What a god d*mn JOKE!!!!!!!