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3 people found this review helpful
104.8 hrs on record (79.0 hrs at review time)
This game is a quasi-realistic, tactical shooter.
No vehicles. Just pure close-quarter infantry combat with that perfect amount of realism and fun.
For $15 it's a no brainer. If it's on sale you should have bought it by now.
If you want a refreshing and small scale shooter, I definitely recommend this jewel.
Posted 22 June, 2014. Last edited 20 February, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
NOT a game, as it involves holding the W key... and one playthrough will last 1-2 hours max. With the cons aside....it was a unique and marvelous experience.
To sum it up in one word: Stalactites
Posted 10 June, 2014. Last edited 20 February, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
Horrible gameplay mechanics, and worst texture quality I have ever seen.
They even have the nerve to put a marketplace up to buy VIRTUAL items in a SCAVENGING game.
Really?
I bought this on sale for $3.67 when it was $10....I regret not buying a meal at Wendys instead...or something.
Posted 24 April, 2014. Last edited 20 February, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
65.3 hrs on record (65.2 hrs at review time)
Hackin' slashin' stabbin' gory fun!
Posted 12 February, 2014. Last edited 20 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
122.5 hrs on record
After like a f*ckin DECADE(!!!) the game is still bare bones.... the combat/controls are still janky/buggy.... and it's still just a kill on sight simulator filled with ret@rds.
That's all it is.
Posted 5 January, 2014. Last edited 14 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
321.9 hrs on record
Good game ruined by a pathetic company.
Posted 24 December, 2013. Last edited 10 July, 2023.
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15 people found this review helpful
64.0 hrs on record (63.2 hrs at review time)
First step: buy all 3 in the series. Step 2: Play and experience the most amazing, most thrilling, and most immersive sci-fi epic that is Mass Effect.

....WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
.....DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 12 August, 2013. Last edited 20 February, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
118.1 hrs on record
I'm sure Creative Assembly supports the Irish government's new anti-speech laws...

Amazing to see stupid sheeple defending the actions of this company by going back into a 13 year old game to remove an online chat feature under the COVER AND GUISE of a "CPU patch". You jack*sses couldn't give less of a SH*T about fixing your old games! And that is a fact.

Multiplayer was the only reason I played this game, and it was a d*mn good one. Now you kill it with THIS. AND piss off all of the modders to boot, LOL.

Welcome to the New Age of policing words and "hate speech" measures, because that is what this is. More of a taste, a tiny little seemingly meaningless and inconsequential step of things to come....

Just amazing! Absolutely pathetic, you brain dead communist developers, and you stupid gay-mer sheeple for supporting something so astronomically STUPID of an action like this. Goes to show the amount of brainwashing you morons have gone through.

Not that it will matter, because there will soon be an ACTUAL TOTAL WAR on this planet if this unadulterated b*llshit continues and we continue to tolerate this garbage.

What a god d*mn JOKE!!!!!!!
Posted 4 September, 2012. Last edited 8 May, 2023.
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