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We went from the golden era of COD from 2007-2010, then almost a decade of b*llshit after that.

Modern Warfare 2019 was a product of love for sure. It brought us back to that golden era...But only for a short while.

They, of course, went back to churning out terrible sequels shortly after releasing this gem.

So, just stick with this one.

STOP BUYING NEW COD GAMES!!!!!!!!!

#F*CKACTIVISION

Good game ruined by a pathetic company.

"Y'all take a good look at this lump of sh*t. Remember what it looks like. You f*ck up in a firefight and a godd*mn guarantee you a trip out of the bush... in a body bag! Out here, a*sholes, you keep your sh*t wired tight at all times! And that goes for you sh*t-for-brains.... You don't sleep on no F*CKIN' ambush! And the next som'b*tch I catch copping Z's in the bush, I'm personally gonna take an interest in seeing them suffer.
I sh*t you not!
Doc... tag him and bag him!!"

For an April Fools joke, the game was solid and I had a fun time playing it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO_tnwrALQg

Just remember kids: Bio-lab/pharmacutical companies would never commit crimes against humanity. That can only happen in works of fiction!!! coughlolcough

Nostalgia hits hard if you owned both these games on the Sega Genesis. Still fun games. Worth for $5 as classic platformers.

My childhood was a good one!

Terrible direction this franchise has gone down.

The soft aimlocking/aimbotting controller feature needs to go. The skill based matchmaking needs to go. The ret*rded HULU menus have to go. This morphing from many games into one game has to go. Their social engineering bullsh*t needs to go. The lag and hitreg needs to be fixed. The price tag is ludicrous. The amount of in-game skins has probably quintupled in the last 3 months.... Like putting celebrities in the game because they know how much they can sell to stupid kids on the idols they worship...

And to boot, their obvious marketing ploy to release all of the classic OG MW2 maps on MW3 tells me that they know their consumer base is unsatisfied....or angry. And it also shows their gross laziness to rehash old maps instead of inspiring them to make newer and better ones.... It's beyond pathetic. I'm fed up with it.