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New Brunswick, Canada 
😺 * 🏀 * 📘 * 🐝 * 🏓 * 👔 * 🕺 * 💛 * 🍧 * 📗 * 🐠 * 🍆 * 💚 * 💄 * 🎁 * 🌂
ㅤ* I was playing the piano in a bar and this elephant walked in and started crying his eyes out. I said "Do you recognise the tune?" He said "No, I recognise the ivory."
ㅤ* Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
ㅤ* It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
👳 * 💙 * 🐛 * 🌋 * 🥞 * 🥒 * 🐳 * 👑 * 🎍 * 💎 * 🍖 * 🥗 * 🌽 * 🚘 * 📕 * 🐝
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!