Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I was playing the piano in a bar and this elephant walked in and started crying his eyes out. I said "Do you recognise the tune?" He said "No, I recognise the ivory."
ㅤ* Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
ㅤ* It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!

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Oh how I wish I had Portal2.