Chocolate Monster
Byron Smit   Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
 
 
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Beef Testosterone 8 Jan, 2021 @ 11:32am 
I miss jou :(
Maven 13 Feb, 2018 @ 9:19pm 
ahaha lol {LINK REMOVED}
Chocolate Monster 24 Mar, 2015 @ 2:23am 
Oi, you said blood clotting twice...
Beef Testosterone 23 Mar, 2015 @ 6:18am 
Name: Byron Smit. Date of Death 2015/03/23
Cause of Death:Boils, scabs, internal bleeding, external bleeding, bleeding from the gums, eyes and ears, sweating, dehydration, carbuncles, rash, nausea, vomiting, bloody vomit, black vomit, black & bloody vomit, sneezing, runny nose, dry nose, coughing, dry cough, wet cough, not-so-dry-but-still-raspy coughing, fever, hay fever, athlete's foot, athlete's arm, swimmer's ear, tennis elbow, milkmaid's nipples, tender nipples, hard nipples, vertigo, drowsiness, sleepiness, insomnia, mad cow disease, mad postal worker disease, loose bowels, constipation, anal leakage,smallpox, super small pox, black death, genetic disorders, heart attack, blood clots, spilling guts, frothing mouth, rabies, puss excrement, moderate gas, medium gas, severe gas, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-who-died gas, mortality, sudden mortality, baby mortality, immortality, super-mortality, blood clotting, AIDS, STD's, crabs, super-crabs, ebola, everything tasting of goats, racism, super-racism.
Beef Testosterone 20 Feb, 2015 @ 1:14am 
An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.
The teacher says, 'Save the children!'
The lawyer yells, '♥♥♥♥ THE CHILDREN!'
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?' :P