Chocolate Monster
Byron Smit   Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
 
 
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Beef Testosterone 2021 年 1 月 8 日 上午 11:32 
I miss jou :(
Maven 2018 年 2 月 13 日 下午 9:19 
ahaha lol {链接已删除}
Chocolate Monster 2015 年 3 月 24 日 上午 2:23 
Oi, you said blood clotting twice...
Beef Testosterone 2015 年 3 月 23 日 上午 6:18 
Name: Byron Smit. Date of Death 2015/03/23
Cause of Death:Boils, scabs, internal bleeding, external bleeding, bleeding from the gums, eyes and ears, sweating, dehydration, carbuncles, rash, nausea, vomiting, bloody vomit, black vomit, black & bloody vomit, sneezing, runny nose, dry nose, coughing, dry cough, wet cough, not-so-dry-but-still-raspy coughing, fever, hay fever, athlete's foot, athlete's arm, swimmer's ear, tennis elbow, milkmaid's nipples, tender nipples, hard nipples, vertigo, drowsiness, sleepiness, insomnia, mad cow disease, mad postal worker disease, loose bowels, constipation, anal leakage,smallpox, super small pox, black death, genetic disorders, heart attack, blood clots, spilling guts, frothing mouth, rabies, puss excrement, moderate gas, medium gas, severe gas, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-who-died gas, mortality, sudden mortality, baby mortality, immortality, super-mortality, blood clotting, AIDS, STD's, crabs, super-crabs, ebola, everything tasting of goats, racism, super-racism.
Beef Testosterone 2015 年 2 月 20 日 上午 1:14 
An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.
The teacher says, 'Save the children!'
The lawyer yells, '♥♥♥♥ THE CHILDREN!'
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?' :P