Gabe Newell is the BEST!

We only worship Gabe, no one else!

Rules

1. If you disrespect LORD GABEN, you will be kicked.
2. THIS IS NOT A CULT!
3. We respect each other.
4. No one is kicked unless I, HightPriest Colonel Gridenko or any other HighPriests have proof. Of some Kind.
5. There is no using you power over people in this Order for your own amusment.
6. May Lord Gaben be with you.

Ranking

There are four ranks in this order. The first is HighPriest, which is only for the owner's or some one I really trust. The second rank is Gaben Mage (Officer). You earn Gaben Mage when I trust you. The third rank is Lord Priest (Moderator). This is given to people I partly trust. The forth and final rank is just a normal Priest. This is what everyone starts at.

When you are kicked

When you are kicked HighPriest LAIBILITY, will hopefully will make a SFM of your death.

That is all Priest's of Gabe Newell.
May you find Hope.

The Three HighPriest's are:

Colonel Gridenko (I am the Thinker)
LAIBILITY (I am the Maker)
(|R♣H|)~まこと~ (I am the Announcer)

There may be a fourth but that is yet to be.

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Hello my apprentices.

20 February, 2015 - GooGoo Gerber-Baby Garbly | 0 Comments

I have a message from our high priest. He is saying I am the great announcer and Laibility is to be our animator . If for any reason you are kicked, we will create an SFM of your death for you and put it on youtube for you to view.

Also, please donate weapons to lord gaben. If you do so, you may win a rank up to a higher ranked priest. Once so, you may be able to ask for small

monthly

donations. If you ask for hats or ask for items once a week, you will be demoted. Us

High Gaben priests

are strict on our rules, so obey them to te letter.

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GooGoo Gerber-Baby Garbly

21 Feb, 2015 @ 2:45pm

BTW McKnight, we know Because of the memes put up on the internet. Without Lord gabe we would have no TF2 or half life two or counterstrike global offence