Gabe Newell is the BEST!

We only worship Gabe, no one else!



1. If you disrespect LORD GABEN, you will be kicked.
2. THIS IS NOT A CULT!
3. We respect each other.
4. No one is kicked unless I, HightPriest Colonel Gridenko or any other HighPriests have proof. Of some Kind.
5. There is no using you power over people in this Order for your own amusment.
6. May Lord Gaben be with you.


There are four ranks in this order. The first is HighPriest, which is only for the owner's or some one I really trust. The second rank is Gaben Mage (Officer). You earn Gaben Mage when I trust you. The third rank is Lord Priest (Moderator). This is given to people I partly trust. The forth and final rank is just a normal Priest. This is what everyone starts at.


When you are kicked HighPriest LAIBILITY, will hopefully will make a SFM of your death.

That is all Priest's of Gabe Newell.
May you find Hope.

Colonel Gridenko (I am the Thinker)
LAIBILITY (I am the Maker)
(|R♣H|)~まこと~ (I am the Announcer)

There may be a fourth but that is yet to be.