"Observe, how rabbits have developed throughout history. They were once a hardy and robust species, devout to the ways of our lord and ruthless in their tactics upon enemy provinces. They were not only taciturn but zealous, holding pilgrims hostage and fleecing them of all they were worth. Many a monarch and bishop help these lagamorphs within their esteemed council, relying on their aid and lending their ear to any advice that they may proffer. Such was the ways of the simple rabbit folk. But alas, tragedy struck, soon the ways of these furry critters was undone and they found themselves weak and divided, timid and grovelling beasts that were only utilised as snuggle bunnies for lonely and overtly affectionate females. Sovereigns of mankind, pray that we do not travel down a similar route, we shall by the like the rabbits of yore, instead of the bunnies of modernity."