"Bawk bawk bawk, Mr Chicken, I demand a voicecall! WAKE UP, WAKE UP CHICKEN, it's been 10 years since we've last called and conspired against the Siren horde. WAKE UP OR I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY AND SET UP TRIP MINES OUTSIDE YOUR PORCH! The future and sanctity of our country is at stake, Cymru am Baaaahhhhth."