"Meow! SNAP* Hey babe, you're in my camera folder now, no stop covering your face, what's done is done. WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DELETE THAT PHOTO? NO, YOU'RE MINE NOW AND HERE TO STAY. I am Captain Meowsies the first and solemnly pledge dear maiden that you belong to I and I belong to you, such is the carousel of romance. I shall be Zorro, gliding through the winds, perched atop stray, overarching rooftops and you shall be a dainty, paranoid university student, always aware that I, Captain Meowsies your true love, will be perpetually watching you through a binocular lens."