KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

KEEP OUT! YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE!

KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

(frick) YOU! STAY OUT! LET ME IN!

Who's there?

STEP ASIDE, I'M MARRIED!

Who's there?

LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M GETTING ♥♥♥♥♥!

Who's there?

DON'T TOUCH ME! IF YOU TOUCH ME, I'LL HAVE TO SUE YOU!

KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

SANTA CLAUSE, you've been very good this year!