KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

KEEP OUT! YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE!

KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

(frick) YOU! STAY OUT! LET ME IN!

Who's there?

STEP ASIDE, I'M MARRIED!

Who's there?

LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M GETTING HORNY!

Who's there?

DON'T TOUCH ME! IF YOU TOUCH ME, I'LL HAVE TO SUE YOU!

KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

SANTA CLAUSE, you've been very good this year!