Noob
Molly Hoffman   Wichita Falls, Texas, United States
 
 
"Some of y'all gotta understand how to not hate each other one of these days."

"What's up? Need a friend? Collecting baseball cards? Or you collecting bullets?"

"Happiness, is a... *dapper* top hat."

"For fu- can't somebody else save the world? I just wanna have a beer and sit down at the beach, get some general to ♥♥♥♥♥♥', kill a god or something."

"You should pay more attention to what happens around you, and less of the mirror reflecting how much of an arrogant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are in its remaining broken shards."
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October “The Orb” Brooks 1 月 1 日 上午 12:57 
I'm not sure Lani would appreciate getting a wrench thrown at her. But maybe she'd like a hammer or a screwdriver. If she can dodge a hammer, she can dodge a ball.

Whatever that means...
Noob 2024 年 12 月 31 日 下午 5:31 
Can I throw a wrench at your sister?
October “The Orb” Brooks 2024 年 12 月 31 日 下午 5:19 
Fine, I guess you can eat them. But be gentle, they're really juicy. Wear a bib.

Also, my legs are fine. You sound like my sister (who is DEFINITELY not as funny as she claims herself to be).
Noob 2024 年 12 月 31 日 下午 4:14 
First of all, fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legs, second of all, why can't I eat the melons? They'd break from the monotony of Cyber hearts.
October “The Orb” Brooks 2024 年 12 月 31 日 上午 5:51 
I finally sprained my ankle while break dancing to impress a guy I like. Luckily, it worked, and he took me to the hospital and agreed to be my boyfriend. Love works out in funny ways.

:melon::melon::melon:

Dropped off some melons for you to stare at and not eat
Noob 2024 年 12 月 6 日 下午 3:33 
I keep it with the other semi-important living things. Sorry for the static electricity.