I'm not sure Lani would appreciate getting a wrench thrown at her. But maybe she'd like a hammer or a screwdriver. If she can dodge a hammer, she can dodge a ball.

Whatever that means...

Can I throw a wrench at your sister?

Fine, I guess you can eat them. But be gentle, they're really juicy. Wear a bib.

Also, my legs are fine. You sound like my sister (who is DEFINITELY not as funny as she claims herself to be).

First of all, fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legs, second of all, why can't I eat the melons? They'd break from the monotony of Cyber hearts.

I finally sprained my ankle while break dancing to impress a guy I like. Luckily, it worked, and he took me to the hospital and agreed to be my boyfriend. Love works out in funny ways.



Dropped off some melons for you to stare at and not eat

I keep it with the other semi-important living things. Sorry for the static electricity.

I accidentally left my melon here when we talked in June. Somehow it didn’t go rotten. Just here to pick it up…

If applicable.

not sure

Perchance

perhaps

Its possible.

idk

maybe

no

Hehaaah!

sup bubby

yes

OH NOOOO-

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it