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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 8:58am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 4:43pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:26pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:58pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 8:13pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 11:54am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:14am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 8:45am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:36am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 10:32am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:55am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 10:23am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 8:20am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:52pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:21am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 10:11am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 11:37pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 11:57am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 10:20am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 10:20am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:26pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 11:39am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 8:30am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 11:03pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 9:56am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:59am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 4:28pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:07pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 4:25pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:18pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 7:00pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:37am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 11:17pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 11:30pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 11:27pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:42am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 7:58am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 10:30pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:32am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:18am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 11:16pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:15am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:51am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 7:29am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 8:17pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 4:00pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 11:26am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:35am



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
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