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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 16. srp. 2023 v 3.47

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 18.57

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 22.21

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 23.02

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 19.50

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 8.58

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 10. dub. 2024 v 16.43

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 10. dub. 2024 v 17.26

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 10. dub. 2024 v 17.58

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 19.32

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 20.13

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 13. dub. 2024 v 11.54

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 9.14

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 8.45

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 9.36

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 12.12

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 16. dub. 2024 v 10.32

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 9.55

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 14.09

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 10.23

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 22.57

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 8.20

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 22.45

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 21.52

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 9.21

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 22.29

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 22.26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 20.03

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 10.11

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 23.37

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 11.57

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 25. dub. 2024 v 15.14

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Odemčeno 16. dub. 2024 v 10.20

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Odemčeno 16. dub. 2024 v 10.20

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 22.26

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 22.21

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 18.21

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 10. dub. 2024 v 16.29

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 13.55

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 13. dub. 2024 v 11.39

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 8.30

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 23.03

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 16. dub. 2024 v 9.56

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 10. dub. 2024 v 16.31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 10. dub. 2024 v 16.45

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 9.59

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 10. dub. 2024 v 16.28

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 10. dub. 2024 v 17.07

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 10. dub. 2024 v 16.25

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 22.18

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 19.00

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 13.46

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 9.37

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 22.42

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 23.17

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 23.30

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 23.27

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 9.42

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 7.58

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 22.30

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 9.32

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 9.18

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 11. dub. 2024 v 23.16

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 9.15

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 20.07

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 20.48

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 22.04

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odemčeno 15. dub. 2024 v 12.00

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odemčeno 25. dub. 2024 v 15.58

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Odemčeno 26. dub. 2024 v 6.51

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 20.39

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 21.14

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 27. dub. 2024 v 12.35

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Odemčeno 15. dub. 2024 v 7.29

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 22.02

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 20.17

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odemčeno 25. dub. 2024 v 16.00

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 21.31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 13. dub. 2024 v 11.26

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odemčeno 14. dub. 2024 v 9.35



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
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