There is about 8 billion people on earth. There are about 1 billion steam accounts that have been created. Approximately 60% of all steam accounts are men. The chance that you found this account is approximately 1/1,000,000,000 or 0.00000000001% and the chances of you being a guy that clicked on this profile of another guy is roughly 0.000000000833333%.

The chances of you being a retarded individual is about 1%. And the chance of you being an autistic guy is about .68%. Now when we multiply you bring autistic and the chance of you clicking on my profile, we get a staggering number of 0.000000000005667%. And the chances of an autistic male being gay is 5.8% which means, the chance of you being an retarded, gay and male AND clicking on this SPECIFIC PROFILE IS 0.000000000000003%. Now if we plug in this percent as variable C and the variable B being 1/2 (due to the average distribution of gender across the world) and keep variable A as 1, you are able to obtain this formula — x=-b+[-]{(b^2 - 4ac)^1/2} / 2a, we get the fantastic answer of *=((-1-iv3), (-1+ iv3)} which if you have taken any class higher than geometry which would be approximately 85% of anybody that goes to high-school and graduates. These solutions are imaginary just like your chances of getting laid by any women on earth. This is because the percent of you finding a women is 0.00000000000000002%. Which means you would have better chances of your father coming back home before you got laid.