hello alucard from the hit series castlevannia....

oh boy i sure do hope silly and pathetic stops being gay for his boys !

Recently, I've been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big ♥♥♥♥ turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then ♥♥♥♥ it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out "I love Oscar-winning actor Anthony Hopkins" each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it's completely normal, but he's gay, so I can't trust him.

im stroking it for u rn

whoever got my voodoo doll stroke it a lil

erm what the sigma ?