2 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.6 hrs on record
Posted: 20 Jul @ 2:49pm

What the fog changed my life.

I used to be a beta male with no game, then I discovered "What the Fog". To put it bluntly, I was in shock, I had never seen something so perfect. As soon as the game loaded up I shouted "WHAT THE FOG" in bewilderment - how had I never come across a game like this? The game was beautiful. I had never in my life seen a game with such fantastic graphics and such incredible attention to detail. With a perfect gameplay loop "What the Fog" was a game like no other.

After the whole day of sweaty gaming, I went to sleep... My mind was filled with thoughts of the fog and to my surprise as soon as my head touched the pillow I fell into a deep sleep. I couldn't wake up but despite this... I felt content. In my dream, I was in a dark room and even after squinting my eyes, I could see nothing. Suddenly, from the shadows came a mysterious figure - I was terrified. My heart rate sped up and I could hear it beating in the crevices of my ears. It wouldn't take long for this terror to turn in to pleasure as I realised the figure in front of me was not a threat. It was "Dwight" from the hit game "What the Fog". Dwight moved slowly towards me, and pressed his mouth against my ear, whispering quietly. "You need to fogging get your life together" Dwight said, his voice was soft and calming, but he spoke with gravity . What he told me changed my life forever, his words shook me like earthquakes do a mountain and his words still echo in the chambers of my mind to this day, serving as a reminder of who I used to be.

From the day I touched the game, I ascended. I discovered the true meaning of life and the secrets of the universe. I am now a bulky 6 foot 5 alpha male with an incomprehensible aura, people faint as soon as their gaze reaches mine because of my sheer beauty. I couldn't have done this without "What the Fog" and tears of happiness are erupting from my eyes like a waterfall just writing this review. Thank you. Thank you for changing my life "What the fog".
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 Comments
Bee 30 Oct @ 7:06pm 
what the fog

Tesco Club Card 19 Oct @ 3:25pm 
what the fog