Got a little headache? You'd
Better call the medic
Were you wanting anesthetic? Really
Don't be so pathetic
That burning is a bird within your sternum
That snuck in while I was working
But I think a bloody dove
Is quite a lovely aesthetic
You grazed your knee? Well, it seems to me
You need invasive exploratory surgery
See, I may have a little uncertainty
Between patient, specimen? Blur to me
Get the point of my syringes in your hiney?
I'll Ubercharge and buff you
'til you're shiny
I could fix you quick with my Medi Gun
The procedure's painless but that's no fun
-Medic.
(Fashionable Faction by The Stupendium and Harry101UK.)