Description - Hardest oke in the lands of RSA

Life quotes: "Never train your legs boet, makes your arms, back and pecs look smaller chana"

God Father - Bad Brad The Drug Add

Body count:
-420

My Hero's:

- Oke from Wolf of wall street
- Nelk Boys (full send)
- Mahatma Gandi
- Nelsin Mandela
- Donald Trump
- Lana Rhoads
- Riley Reid
- Abella Danger

Jol Anthem - Fisher loosing it

Fentish - Afrikaans chicks and A$$ and securing the bag

Spirit Animal - Bod Marley

Star sign - Scorpio, element water - on the look out for a Cancer, Pisces and Virgo

- #like to jol poes hard
- #how much nic
- #gym life
- #love a good binnit
- #instagram model
- #lekka times with the boyzzz

Pro's:

- Build Different
- sick wip ( Citi golf ) lekker sound system poes low on the ground too hayyy
- listenZ to Youngsta CPT
- 2 step
- Nike air force 1's
- poenani slayer
- First team rugby
- Poes big
- Life Orintation
- poes lekka insta pics
- has a ultimate chana mod-c
- knows the vaaabz
- big ♥♥♥♥ energy
- knows all the bouncers ( big D etc. )
- knows all the jol ownners
- knows drug dealers
- poes lekka wing man
- eating ass
- knows how to dance
- bench press
- muscle
- pomping
- drinking poes fast
- beer pong
- hits sick trick shots
- smokes mad amounts of dunk
- sick DJ
- poesing okes
- jolling
- nic
- poes hot
- pick up game is fire
- knows all the birds
- gets all the birds
- vape dealer

Cons:

- running long distances ( kak lungz )
- ID check
- my ♥♥♥♥ is too big
- too many binnits
- flying fish
- Grades
- too many gains
- Respecting woman
- brethalizer
- police
- money
- Afrikaans
- Skips Leg day
- moms a poes ( doesnt take me to jols )
- Speling
- Bipolar
- listening for a long time
- giving a flying ♥♥♥
- uses chana too much
- keeping a convo
- being loyal
- trys to act coloured
- break backs
- sends okes to hozzi
- crashing at friends house cause moms pissed
- getting lost
- step sister
- Jols to hard
- Gets catfished

Good Traits:

- braaing, naaing and E- Gwaai
- Big arms

Favzzz Drinks:

- monster
- play
- Red bull
- Dragon
- Score
- White Claw
- any from of alchole
- Pre-drinks - Gin and tonic

Pet peeves:

- Gay okes ( NOT LESBIANS )
- Fake Alphas
- Small okes
- Taken binnits

Female nicknames:

- binnit
- dolls
- birds
- tings
- lasses

Binnit check list:

- thiccc ( 3 C's)
- Older sister
- hot mom
- above 18
- hot friends
- big tits
- big arse
- gives good blowies
- on birth control
- blonde
- short
- white chocolate ( not racist dont judge )
- nice toes and hands
- place to crash
- no brothers
- not ugly
- needs ♥♥♥♥
- gives good rub and tugs
- tight chooch
- lekka stuk
- no period
- wont get mad if i cheat
- likes to jol
- not too tall
- knows im alpha

Tips and tricks at jol''s:

- poes okes for domanace
- pull other okes dolls
- steal drinks
- steal moms card
- dont ♥♥♥♥ a scank
- dont be silly cover your willy
- ♥♥♥ and go
- dont take a ♥♥♥♥ at the jol
- wear small shirts to look big and show off gains
- smoke dank
- do drugs
- pre- drinks
- get hammered to gain sick dance moves
- bring doggy back
- get a uber
- make friends with afrikaans okes and buy them beers
- look lekka
- ask quations after you poes the oke
- keep R100 for a bouncer tip
- just be LEKKA

iF KEEN SUCK MY PEEN

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