Whatever your business on my profile is, welcome. I'm Hawkthief, just some goofball on the internet who makes (low quality) mods for (pretty epic) Steam games. I am known under many names, such as "Peasant Joe" or "Peasant Productions" ( In the programming community ), "Joe" or "Joey" to my friends; but call me whatever ( besides wierd things ), I don't care. I am an indie game dev in Unity, but, uh, that probably never amount to anything (lol). I also enjoy modeling stupid stuff in Blender, among other pointless things, like making music (which sounds awful, tbh), on top of being the programmer, writer, and maintainer of the Tiny d10 wiki [the-tinyd10.fandom.com] at Fandom. I've just got one question to whoever is reading this: "How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?" (that's a joke lol, you mostly likely are not a nitwit). Anyway, I don't accept friend requests unless I know you IRL, so don't bother, but I do appreciate comments; feel free to say something extremely stupid down below, you'll feel right at home. If you've got a request for a game I mod, do feel free to tell me, I will consider it. Thanks to anyone who bothered to read all that junk. Enjoy your day.


Two people went up to the temple area to pray: one was a Pharisee, and the other was a tax collector. The Pharisee took up his position and spoke this prayer to himself: “O God, I thank you that I am not like the rest of humanity—greedy, dishonest, adulterous—or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week, and I pay tithes on my whole income.” But the tax collector stood off at a distance and would not even raise his eyes to heaven. He beat his breast and prayed, “O God, be merciful to me, a sinner.” I tell you, the latter went home justified, not the former; for everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and the one who humbles himself will be exalted.
Luke 18: 10-14

...And he's telling me to get a pilot's license.

I'm a South Dakotan; If the wind doesn't blow you out of here, my un-friendliness will!
Or, more accurately , if the wind doesn't blow you away, I will.
*pumps shotgun menacingly*

That's me. Everyone is so confused by the things that I say, that Schrodinger actually used me as his last quantum experiment before his death. Folks said I didn't have a brain, others said I did; Schro said that we don't know if I have a brain or not, resulting in me both having and not having a brain, making me a living quantum specimen. He shortly died of a stroke from listening to me talk.

What good is it, my brethren, if someone claims to have faith but does not have good works? Can such faith save him? Suppose a brother or sister is naked and lacks his or her daily food. If one of you says to such a person, “Go in peace; keep warm and eat well,” but does not take care of that person’s physical needs, what is the good of that? In the same way, faith by itself is dead if it does not have works.

But perhaps someone will say, “You have faith and I have works.” Show me your faith without works, and by works I will show you my faith. You believe that there is one God. You do well to assert that. But even the demons believe and tremble.

You fool! Do you want proof that faith without works is futile? Was not Abraham our father justified by works when he offered his son Isaac on the altar? Thus, you can see that his faith and his works were active together; his faith was brought to completion by works.
James 2: 14-22


Everyone always tells me that when I make a joke that sucks. Anyway, I will share with you the sources of my TRUE comedic talent.
Party Lines [www.houseofgames.ca]
Joke Boat [www.jackboxgames.com]
Comedian Combat: The Violent Game Of Stand-up Comedy [www.hawkgames.com]

If anyone is still playing DoI, I am the owner of a group of over 100 people, come swing in, it's a cool place.

Having a step-father is like adopting a dad, CHANGE MY MIND!

A wise man once said "I have yet to meet anyone who can outsmart bullet"