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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 55.9 hrs on record (45.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Sep, 2022 @ 9:04pm
Updated: 31 Mar, 2023 @ 2:32pm

I am a 87 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 17 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2005 from his abusive hag of a mother, so we installed it on his (redacted) and he started playing. By the end of the week I had 30 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always jerking off or just watching naughty YouTube. So I decided to make a epic games account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game and started playing and i was really good. I asked my Son for help and he friended and invited me to join him. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my abusive hag of a wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought me and only me happy memories. My son tried to stop me from playing for 21 hours so i clubbed him over the head with a fireplace poker. poor idiot son. now with his hag of a mother.
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3 Comments
Greasus Goldtooth 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:53pm 
hey co
:steamthumbsdown
"The Freezer" 23 Sep, 2022 @ 2:50pm 
This isi risk of rain 2.
Greasus Goldtooth 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:58pm 
lol