Recent reviews by SMILER

gotta be honest, i dont know how there are so many people who don't realise that
A: you don't have to spend money on the game, everything you can get money, you can get grinding.
B: no the game is not "conspiring" against you, stop acting like you are the centre of attention.
C: if a deck isn't working, then change it up.
The amount of negative reviews this game has from people saying "I cant stop drawing lands, the game must be rigged!" is insane. like, how dim do you have to be to think that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ card game i conspiring against you to stop you from winning???
bottom line, i love this game, 10/10, and it shouldn't get review bombed just because it has some irl money stuff.

also, public service announcement: IF I FIND 1 MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONO-RED AGGRO DECK I WILL KILL MYSELF ISTG PLAY SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE.

flawed game, very specific metas with no real room for change, rampant cheating, and massively toxic sweats. the weapons are strange and the bow is fun to use but light is significantly better than everything else. 4/10 would not recommend

trans people.... are kinda based. 10/10

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I began with this game oblivious of the amount of detentions i would get for being late and missing homework because of this game. 10/10 would reccomend

best game ever

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best game ever! stopped working for me tho

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amazing game