Bugs's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 5:21am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 10:15am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 12:37pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 6:36am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 7:55am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 8:04am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 1:19pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 5:58am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 10:34am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 9:15am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2019 @ 5:40am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2019 @ 10:10am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 11:37am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 10:21am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 7:54am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 2:34pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 10:15am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 9:32am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:20pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2019 @ 1:22pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2020 @ 5:54am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 5:51am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 2:40pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 8:05am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 8:06am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 4:26am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 11:30am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 12:47pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 10:16am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 9:02am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 1:31pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 12:22pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 1:25pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 11:13am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 12:09pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 5:51am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 12:12pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2020 @ 5:51am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 8:34am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:25pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2019 @ 9:14am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:37pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:03pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2020 @ 5:15am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 6:20am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 6:01am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:14pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:47pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 11:40am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 11:37am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 8:46am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 8:46am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 9:47am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 23 May, 2021 @ 6:31am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 8:46am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 12:31pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 8:34am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 5:31am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

24 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

11 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

20 / 30