Напредък за постиженията на Bugs от POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 5:21

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 10:15

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Откл. на 16 авг. 2019 в 12:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Откл. на 19 февр. 2023 в 6:36

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Откл. на 7 септ. 2020 в 7:55

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Откл. на 7 септ. 2020 в 8:04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Откл. на 16 авг. 2019 в 13:19

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 5:58

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 10:34

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Откл. на 18 авг. 2019 в 9:15

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Откл. на 19 авг. 2019 в 5:40

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Откл. на 21 авг. 2019 в 10:10

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Откл. на 7 септ. 2020 в 11:37

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 10:21

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Откл. на 29 юли 2021 в 7:54

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Откл. на 10 март 2021 в 12:34

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Откл. на 22 февр. 2023 в 13:02

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Откл. на 18 авг. 2019 в 14:34

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 10:15

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 9:32

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Откл. на 5 март в 17:20

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Откл. на 23 авг. 2019 в 13:22

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Откл. на 12 март 2020 в 5:54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Откл. на 27 авг. 2020 в 5:51

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Откл. на 18 авг. 2019 в 14:40

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Откл. на 7 септ. 2020 в 8:05

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Откл. на 5 септ. 2020 в 8:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Откл. на 6 септ. 2020 в 4:26

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Откл. на 7 септ. 2020 в 11:30

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Откл. на 16 авг. 2019 в 12:47

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 10:16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Откл. на 18 авг. 2019 в 9:02

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Откл. на 18 авг. 2019 в 13:31

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Откл. на 16 авг. 2019 в 12:22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Откл. на 16 авг. 2019 в 13:25

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Откл. на 8 март 2021 в 11:13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Откл. на 16 авг. 2019 в 12:09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 5:51

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Откл. на 16 авг. 2019 в 12:12

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Откл. на 12 март 2020 в 5:51

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Откл. на 5 септ. 2020 в 8:34

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Откл. на 5 март в 18:25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Откл. на 20 авг. 2019 в 9:14

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Откл. на 5 март в 16:37

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Откл. на 5 март в 18:03

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Откл. на 12 март 2020 в 5:15

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 6:20

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 6:01

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Откл. на 5 март в 18:14

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Откл. на 5 март в 17:47

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Откл. на 7 септ. 2020 в 11:40

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Откл. на 8 март 2021 в 11:37

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Откл. на 10 март 2021 в 8:46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Откл. на 10 март 2021 в 8:46

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Откл. на 10 март 2021 в 9:47

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Откл. на 23 май 2021 в 6:31

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Откл. на 10 март 2021 в 8:46

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Откл. на 10 март 2021 в 12:12

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Откл. на 10 март 2021 в 12:31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Откл. на 29 юли 2021 в 8:34

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Откл. на 17 авг. 2019 в 5:31

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

24 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

11 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

20 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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