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I play fat like a pro 19 Mar @ 1:14am 
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Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?

As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).
I play fat like a pro 18 Mar @ 3:46am 
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Welcome back to Logic Class 101
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Since we've proven you are pansexual during our last session.

As your professor, I just wanna tell you that:

Yes, Onlypans does exist.

It is OnlyyF@ns for pansexual.

And I'm fully supportive about your choice
I play fat like a pro 16 Mar @ 11:21pm 
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Conspiracy Theory :
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Do you recall Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons?
The middle-aged man who's still a "mama's boy", and his mother, Agnes Skinner live together and Seymour still does everything Agnes says as if he's still five years old.

Well, some of you might know that the "Seymour Skinner" isn't the real Seymour but an imposter.

And Agnes knew that, but both of them chose to live with the lie.

Do you know why????

It's because Agnes is his Sugar Mommy!!!!!!
They've been living shamelessly in that house for 20 years!
I play fat like a pro 15 Mar @ 10:12pm 
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Welcome to Logic Class 101!

A Simple Dive in
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1, Lets say you like food, right?>
2, most food are cooked in a pan, right?
3, locially speaking, you like pan, right?
4, logically speaking, you are pansexual.
I play fat like a pro 13 Mar @ 4:15am 
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We live in a strange era.
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If a woman slept with ten men at the same time, society would call her a sluuuuuuuuuut.

but if a man did that.
He's gay
Totally gay.
Super super doper gay.

probably the king among gays
I play fat like a pro 12 Mar @ 4:00am 
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How to reduce the danger of smoking
Studies have shown that Second-hand smoking is less dangerous than smoking.

So you can just buy one of those smoking monkey toys,
and just smoke the second-hand smoke coming out of it