Jelq Master 420
 
 
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Jelq Master 420 8 Jul, 2024 @ 1:37am 
you support the same club as scott morrison ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥ flog go suck ya nan #♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'REFULL
NxtKangaroo 4 Jul, 2024 @ 5:51am 
-rep Filthy parra supporter go back to ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the bottom of the ladder
Jelq Master 420 14 Feb, 2024 @ 1:38am 
rubbed a massive one out to this fella right here, only took me 46 seconds!!!
Eycrilic 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27am 
+rep i only see negative reps on this mans account, even though he is wholesome 100 :papyruswacky:
Jelq Master 420 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:33pm 
Actual IRL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by dad bashed his dad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cant even do a one handed u-ie
slutfucker32 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:53pm 
♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, stole my choof then took a ♥♥♥♥ on my frontyard the flop